So my sister introduced me to this song called "Taylor the latte boy", and then I thought of USUK.
I really should have left this alone. I really should have.
There's a boy who works at Starbucks.
He is very inspirational.
He is very inspirational because of many things.
I come in at 8: 11, and he smiles and says "How are you?"
When he smiles and says "How are you?",
I could swear my heart grows wings!
So today at 8: 11,
I decided I should meet him.
I decided I should meet him
In a proper formal way.
So today at 8: 11, when he smiled and said "How are you?"
I said, "Fine and my name's Arthur."
And he softly answered, "Hey."
And I told him, "My name is Arthur, and thank you for the extra foam!"
And he said his name was Alfred,
Which provides the inspiration for this poem:
Alfred the latte boy,
Bring me java, bring me joy!
Oh, Alfred the latte boy,
I love him, I love him, I love him...
Well, I'd like to get my nerve up
To recite my poem musical.
He would like the fact it's musical
Because he plays guitar.
And today at 8: 11, Alfred told me he was playing
With a band down in the village in the basement of a bar.
And he smoothly flipped the lever to prepare my double latte,
But for me he made a triple. (And he didn't think I knew!)
But I saw him flip the lever, and for me he made it triple,
And I knew the triple latte meant that Alfred loved me too!
I said, "What time are you playing? And thank you for the extra skim..."
He said, "Keep the .55," because this triple latte was on him.
Alfred the latte boy,
Bring me java, bring me joy!
Alfred the latte boy,
I love him, I love him, I love him...
I used to be the kind of guy
Who'd run when love rushed toward him,
'Till finally a voice whispered, "Love can be yours,
If you step up to the counter and order!"
So many years my heart has waited,
I love him, I love him, I love him...
Who'd have thought that love could be so caffeinated?
Alfred the latte boy,
Bring me java, bring me joy!
Alfred, the latte boy,
I love him, I love him, I love him.
Oh, I love him, I love him, I love him.
Yes, I bet that Arthur hates coffee. But because he has such a hugely (scary) crush on Alfred, he deals with it.
Just wait until you hear Alfred's response to this in the next chapter...
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