Hey ppl. This is my third fanfic. I hope you like it. It's about the marauders when they play truth or dare. I know many people have done this, I just wanted to try one, and this one is different. The marauders add a new rule to the game! You can never trust the marauders when it comes to truth or dare!

By the way...this chapter has Beta Reader! Thanks to...angelauthor14!


Truth or Dare-Marauder way


Beginning


"I'M BORED," complained Sirius Black.

The marauders (apart from Peter Pettigrew), were sitting in the Gryffindor common room, bored? I never knew a marauder could get bored! Anyways, they couldn't go sneaking off with James' invisibility cloak because they weren't alone in the common room.

"We all are, idiot," said James.

"Well, except for me," said Remus who was reading a book about werewolves.

"Whatever," replied Sirius," Lets do something………I know! Lets tell jokes!"

"Fine," said James.

"Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?" asked Sirius.

"Will you shut up about the dog jokes, you dog," replied James.

"Because you can't bury them in trees!" replied Sirius, laughing madly.

"Shut up, paddy!" warned James.

"Fine, sheesh. Man, you don't have dog humor!" replied Sirius.

"Can we like play a game?" asked James.

"Ooooooohhh! I know, lets play that dog game! You know, doggy, doggy, who's got your bone. Some one sto-," suggested Sirius excitedly.

"SHUT UP!" shouted James.

Sirius looked at James with a pretend hurt in his eyes.

"I know. Why don't we play truth or dare?" suggested Remus.

"Truth or what?" both James and Sirius asked confusedly.

"It's a muggle game where you pick a person and ask them truth or dare. If they pick truth you ask them a question and they have to answer it truthfully, if they pick dare you have to dare them to do something," explained Remus.

"Wow! I'm seriously joining in!" said an excited James.

"Hey, you're not Sirius, I am," said Sirius.

"What? I didn't even say your name, idiot," said James.

"Yes you did! You said 'I'm sirius-ly joining in'" said Sirius repeating James' words.

"Idiot. He didn't say your name. Anyways. Lets play, I'll start," said Remus," Truth or Dare, padfoot?"

"Wait, what if someone lies about the truth thingie?" Sirius asked Remus while looking at James.

"Hey!" James replied indignantly.

"Fine, we will use a truth potion. I'll go get it," replied Remus while running to his trunk and getting it while James looked around nervously.

"Truth or dare Padfoot?" asked Remus when he returned to the common room with a bottle of potion.

"ummmmm……," said Sirius.

"Oh, come on! Be a man paddy and pick dare!" said James.

"Uh, fine. Dare," replied Sirius not sure he could trust Remus.

"Ok, I dare you to wear one of Lily's skirt and top and run around the common room," dared Remus while laughing.

"Evil werewolf," muttered Sirius so only Remus could hear before walking of to the boys dormitories to grab James' cloak so he can sneak into the girl dormitories.

Later Sirius came out dressed in one of Lily's red miniskirts and a white top! He started running around the common room while James, Remus and the rest of the people who were present in the common room were laughing in hysterics. He kept running until Lily found out it was her clothes he was wearing.

"BLACK! WHY ARE YOU WEARING MY CLOTHES?!" shouted Lily.

"Uuuummmmm……It was a dare," replied Sirius.

"Oh really? And how do you know what that game is?" asked Lily.

"Moony told us," replied Sirius," you wanna play with us?"

"Uuuummmm……OK, but only if Alice gets to play," replied Lily.

"Oh, ok. If you get to pick one girl then I pick one guy," said Sirius before shouting," ey, Frank, you wanna play Truth or Dare?" asked Sirius.

"Truth or what?" asked Frank confusedly.

"Well if you come here I'll tell you," said Sirius.

Then Lily, Alice, Sirius and Frank sat in the circle with James and Remus. Then Remus started explaining what they had to do.

"Ummmm……padfoot, I think you can take of Lily's clothes now," said Remus.

"Naaaa, it feels kind of comfortable," replied Sirius.

"Well, can you at least make the skirt longer," replied Remus.

"Yes, we don't wanna look at your hairy legs," said James.

"Uh, fine, I'll go and change," said Sirius while getting up.

"Ummm. Black, you can keep those clothes, I don't want them anymore if I keep them then I would have to burn them," said Lily.

"HEY! Okay, Evans," said Sirius before going and changing. About two minutes later he came back.

"Okay, Prongz, truth or dare? asked Sirius.

"Ummm…… dare," replied James, but then he regretted saying that because of the evil smile that spread across Sirius' face.

"Hehehehehe……I dare you to take the clothes that I just had that belonged to Lily and go and dance here and sit on Brian Cowl's lap!" said Sirius evilly.

"NOOOO! Not that dork with glasses who picks his nose every day and eats it!" said James looking really scared.

"Yes, him," replied Sirius evilly.

"I swear to god, I WILL GET YOU BACK SIRIUS BLACK!" shouted James before walking to the boy's dormitories sadly.

Later James came back and started dancing in front of everyone while they cracked up laughing, he was as red as a tomato. Then after a minute or so of dancing he started dancing towards Brian Cowl then he sat in Brian's lap. Brian looked so shocked that when James got up he ran for it!

"Hey Potter, I didn't know you can dance so good," said Lily still laughing at the red James.

"Prongz, you know you suit each other," said Sirius as James raised his head proudly, but then when Sirius saw James proud he said while laughing," no, I didn't mean you and Evans. I meant you and Brian Cowl!"

SIRIUS BLACK! I am a sixth year and he is in his second year for Merlin's sake!" shouted James indignantly.

"Okay. Frank, truth or dare?" asked Remus trying to change the subject.

"I pick truth," said Frank.

" scardy-cat," muttered Sirius.

"What did you call me, Black?" asked Frank who heard Sirius.

"Ummm..nothing," replied Sirius quickly.

"Okay, lets continue with the game," said Remus.

"Yeah. Frank, who do you like most in this little group?" asked James handing him the truth potion.

At that point Frank's ears went a deep shade of red and he was blushing madly while he drank some truth potion and said," Alice," then he covered his mouth looking at the floor.

"Aaaawwwwww, Alice congratulations!" said Lily to Alice while Alice blushed madly and playfully slapped Lily on the arm.

"Okay, enough with the blushing and lets continue," said Sirius.

"Wow! I never knew that would be coming out of you paddy," said James in a surprised voice.

"Shut up, you deer!" said Sirius.

"I'M NOT A DEER I'M-," shouted James.

"Deer?" asked Lily.

"oh……ummm…it's just a saying," said Sirius.

Whatever, James truth or dare?" asked Frank.

"Hey! That's not fair, we didn't get a turn," said Lily indignantly for her and Alice.

"Yeah, let the girls have a turn," said James looking around nervously.

"Oh no, I want you to pick, truth or dare?" asked Frank evilly.

"erm……I'll go for truth this time, just to stay safe," said James still nervous.

"Hahahaha, what are your four worst fears?" asked Frank handing James the truth potion.

"Oh shit!" cried James drinking the potion," My first worst fear are teddy bears, my second fear is that I'm scared if any one finds out about my dolls," said James.

"Oh don't worry, I already found them," said Sirius laughing evilly.

"Oh shit! My third fear is if Lily goes out with Snivellus!" said James shamefully.

"Oh, I already did!" said Lily laughing.

"And my last one is that I'm afraid of butterflies," said James then suddenly he clapped his hand to his mouth as everyone started laughing so bad that they had to clutch their stomachs and were trying hard to breathe.

"Ok, my turn. Lily, truth or dare?" asked James.

"Ummm……truth," said Lily not sure if she can trust James with dares.

"Ok. What do you love about Snivillus that made you go out with him?" asked James handing her the potion.

Lily drank it while slightly blushing and said," Well, nothing really. I just feel sorry for him, I only like him as a friend. I only went out with him to get you jealous."

James opened his mouth to say something, but before he could Lily said," So. Alice, truth or dare?"

"uuummm……Dare," said Alice uncertainly.

"Hehehe, I dare you sit on Frank's lap for five turns," said Lily evilly.

"Uh, I hate you! I will get you back!" cried Alice before getting up sitting on Franks lap while blushing. Frank blushed madly as well.

"Okay, James. Truth or dare?" said Alice grinning while looking evilly at Lily.

James who knew what was happening said instantly," dare."

"Damn," muttered Lily.

"Muhuhuhahahahaha muhuhuhahahaha," laughed Alice.

"You know, you really are scary when you do that," said James and Sirius.

"Hey, watch what you say about her, okay!" said Frank angrily, but then he realised what he had just said and blushed and so did Alice.

"Anyways, I dare you to let Lily sit in your lap for six turns," said Alice finally getting her revenge.

"Uuuhhhh, I hate you Alice," replied Lily angrily while Alice just laughed. Then James, grinning went and picked Lily up and sat her on his lap while she blushed.

"Okay, this is kind of getting boring," complained Sirius.

"Hey! Just because you don't have any one on your lap," said James.

"Exactly," said Sirius," Can we make a new rule to make it more interesting?"

"fine," sighed Remus, "what do you suggest padfoot?"

"hmmm…who ever loses we call him a dog traitor," suggested Sirius.

"Shut up you stupid dog! No one is a dog like you," said James.

"dog?" said Lily.

"Oh…umm…another……um……another saying," said James.

"What ever, do you have anymore proper suggestions?" asked Lily.

"Ummm……we could……ummm," said Sirius," I know! Why don't we play it like this. Who ever fails to do the dare or tells a lie when we ask the question."

"Idiot, we're taking the truth potion," said James.

"Well, you have to answer first before you take the potion and if you fail to do the dare and you don't tell the truth you have to take one piece of clothing off," suggested Sirius.

"Black, that is the most stupidest suggestion I have ever heard!" said Lily.

"Oh fine," said Sirius in defeat, then he started whispering something to James in his ear.

Everyone was staring at the two as a smile quickly spread over James' face.

"Okay, my turn. Lily, truth or dare?" asked James grinning.

"I don't like that look on your face, so I'll pick truth," said Lily.

Then James smiled even more (if that is possible) and said while handing her the potion," Do you like the idea that padfoot just told us and what do you like most about it?"

"Damn," she muttered before drinking the potion and said," I love the idea! I like it because then I can see James without that much clothes," then she slapped her mouth to her face blushing so much that she was blushing everywhere!"

James then hugged her while she was in his lap and asked," So. Who votes that we play the game?"

Everyone put their hand up so Lily went first," Okay, Black. Truth or dare?" asked Lily.

"Dare," said Sirius, scared from the evil look on Lily's face.

She whispered to James what Sirius had to do. Sirius watched the two whispering in each others ears nervously, then he saw James grinning and looking evilly at Sirius.

"Oh, poor paddy!" said James smiling evilly.

"I know, the whole school will never ever get over this dare," said Lily evilly," I dare you to………………………"


So? Do you like it? Please, now REVIEW! If you have any suggestions at what Sirius has to do for the dare tell me. Who ever has the most evil plan will win! So if you're evil REVIEW and tell me what should I make Sirius do? See you in the next chapter!