Percy walked to the dining pavilion. He sat at the Poseidon table. He got up for no reason and walked away.

He passed the big house and someone threw something at him. He looked down. "Who threw this projectile?" he asked.

"Me," a voice shouted, "I threw this lemon!"

Percy saw Annabeth behind a tree. "Come here you... um, lemon! Yes, lemon!" he shouted.

Percy threw a bag of lemons at Annabeth. "Ha, take that Lemon!" he said joyfully.

Annabeth threw a crate of lemons at Percy. "Ha, take that Seaweed Lemon!"

"Ha ha, take this Wise Lemon!" Percy threw a refrigerator full of lemons at Annabeth.

Annabeth grabbed Travis Stoll and shoved many lemons up his face hole. She threw him at Percy. "Take that Lemon Head!"

Percy put a lemon in a car. He drove it to Annabeth. He jumped out right as it exploded. "Take that Gray Eyed Lemon!"

Annabeth put lemon juice in a fire hydrant that came out of nowhere. She took a fire hose and attached it to the hydrant. "Take this Sea Green Eyed Lemon!" she shouted as she blasted him with the lemon juice and he screamed a very girly scream.

Percy took his pen out and it grew to a full length bronze sword. He stuck a lemon on it and threw it to Annabeth's face. "Take that Lemon Sword Face!"

Annabeth called Hercules and said if he didn't come she would stuff his face with high-velocity pineapples. Hercules stuffed seven couches with lemons. He picked them up and threw them at Percy. "Yes, take that Sofa Lemon!" she shouted.

"What are we even doing?" Percy asked.

"I don't know, a lemon fight?" Annabeth told him.

"Don't answer my lemon question with another lemon question."

She stuck her tongue out. Percy tossed a lemon in it. She did the same. They both shouted and threw lemons like snowballs.

How did you like? I think it's awesome. Please read o_o