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My first

Time.

While I lay down, my muscles tighten. I try to push him away, looking for an excuse, but he refuses to back off.

"Are you scared?" Shrek asks, and I shake my head.

We've had more experiences, but this is the first time that his finger has found the right place. I'm shaking right now, my body is tense, but he is as soft as he had promised.

"Trust me, Fiona. I've done this many times" he says, looking deeply into my eyes. His smile reassures me, and I open up a little bit more, to give him access to a more difficult entry.

"Please, do it fast" I beg him, but he takes his time, slowly, so I feel the least pain possible. He comes closer, and goes deeper, and suddenly, pain rushes through my body. I feel blood coming out.

"Does it hurt too much?" He asks me. My eyes are full of tears, but I shake my head again.

"Keep going" I tell him, trying to ignore the shooting pain.

He begins moving inside and out, with skill, but I am so scared I hardly notice.

After a few frenzied moments, I feel something crack inside off me, and he pulls it off.

"You know what Fiona?" He says smiling warmly. "You have been my most difficult and most rewarding experience."

"Thanks, Shrek" I say smiling. "That tooth hurt like a bitch".

This was after all, my first visit to the dentist...

Haha, what were you thinking you pervs?