Digging on Your Scenes - A Song Fic Written for all you slash addicts\writers out there.
Author's Note: I mention 3 Neo\Smith writers in here (since I only read Neo\Smith) but all you Twinslashers may just appreciate this too. ^_^ And to all you other slash writers not mentioned here: thanks for the memories! :D
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Standard Disclaimer: Don't own 'em, blah blah bliddy blah.
**To the tune of "Digging on Your Scene" by Smash Mouth. All you Alias lovers out there will recognize it from "Q & A".**
Tell me why we're all gluttons for slash,
A habit most of our friends bash.
We're just junkies with a fanfic stash
And we're hungry for the crash.
Hey hey.
We'll make them lay
With the team that they dispise.
Every fic a new display
Of kissing, reeming, or foreplay.
Narsus, Arabwel, and 84*,
All that we want is more!
You can
Yap yap but I'm already trapped.
I wouldn't even change a thing.
Why fight?
Your slash is delight!
We'll never see the light.
We're so digging your scenes.
I said,
He's giving Neo head.
Let's take it to a bed.
I'm so digging this scene.
Can anybody tell me why we're fanfic bound?
Why it feels so good when they get down,
Inside a program where they play this game.
Just a moanin' and a groanin' with no sense of shame!
His friends tell him he should run.
They say they think Smith has a gun.
But that just only turns him on.
Write on Write on Write on!
Hey hey.
We'll make them lay
With the team that they dispise.
Why fight?
Good slash is a delight!
We'll never see the light.
We're so digging your scenes.
I said,
He's giving Neo head.
Let's take it to a bed.
I'm so digging this scene.
Don't change.
I love that you're deranged.
Such visions you arrange!
We're so digging your scenes.
Why fight?
Good slash is a delight!
We'll never see the light.
We're so digging your scenes.
*84 refers to DarkSlayer 84 and her wonderful fic, "Disturbed".
So, what do you think?
Fellow slash addicts, unite and review!!!!