So one day purple horse bitch was being a purple horse bitch when suddenly a spurdo sparde jumped through her window and shat all over her chicken salad. Now upon witnessing a spurdo shatting on her beloved chicken salad she was pissed (and rightfully so!) So she told the spurdo to eat a dick and -taking this as an order- the spurdo went out to find the biggest dick to eat and purple horse followed in fear that it might cause trouble.
/2 hours later under rainbow dashes house/
The spurdo has spent the past 2 hours running around ponyville and still hasn't managed to find a big dick to eat, but then it realized it hasn't checked everywhere as it looked up to see the spurdo was standing under rainbow dashes cloud house so spurdo used his magic fart powers to fly up to rainbow dashes detroit lookin ass house.
Upon purple bitch horse reaching the spurdo she saw it flying up to rainbow dashes house, but when she followed it up there she saw two spurdos! One of which was trying to bite rainbow dash while the other was fisting itself in the corner "rainbow dash why do you have a spurdo fisting itself in your corner" she asked and rainbow dash replied "because it shat on my tuna sandwich and I told it to go fuck itself" "oh"
So now they were in quite the predicament. they had two spurdos and one wanted to eat a dick which he had thought was rainbow dash, the second one wanted to go fuck itself, and the third one was having tea with fluttershy. "ah I have an idea to get rid of the spurdos!" purple bitch horse said, so she and rainbow dash had lesbian sex and died of aids.
THE END