"Argh! I'm done! I quit! Finished! On strike!" Kagome fumed in anger as she slammed the door to the Character's Lounge. The lounge was were the Inuyasha cast hung out when they weren't entertaining people in the anime, manga, fanfictions, or fanart, or whatever other imaginable horrors that people can put them through.

"What is it now?" Sango asked, looking up from polishing Hiraikotsu.

"Fanfiction writer! I hate 'em! I wish that every single one of them had a rosary like Inuyasha! Then I could just sit them all!" Kagome yelled in anger, and when she'd said sit, the poor hanyou hit the ground hard. "Oh my god! I'm so sorry Inuyasha. I didn't mean to!"

"Keh! And I wish you'd be more careful with how you throw that word around! Wench!" Inuyasha grumbled from his position on the wood floor. Kagome decided to ignore the wench, considering she'd accidentally sat him.

"What make you hate them, Kagome?" Miroku asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Them and their damned writing! Excuse my language, but it urks me! Can't they just accept the fact that I'm human!" Kagome growled in frustration before plopping down in a chair. "I mean, seriously. Can't they just keep me Kagome? No! I've got to be emo, depressed, always running away when I catch Inuyasha with Kikyou. Either that, or I'm in love with Kouga, Miroku, even you, Sango, and Sesshomaru! I've been with Naraku, willingly! I've been an angel, I've been killed and brought back multiple times, I've been raped. I've been ugly, I've been the most beautiful thing to walk this earth. I've been fat. I've been to skinny. I've been a cheerleader, a goddess, a singer, a dancer, a drummer, a vampire, a half demon, a full demon, my father repeatedly rapes me, Naraku's been my father, I was never actually a miko, I've-"

"Kagome! Stop! We get it! But remember, you aren't the only one who's like that," Sango said. "I mean, I've been in love with Inuyasha!"

"Yeah, well, I'm suppose to be in love with Inuyasha. But no! I love everyone else! I'm just glad no one has had me with Jaken... Or have they?" The panic was evident in her eyes as she searched around the room.

"... Actually..." Miroku had a look that clearly said, 'I'm sorry.'

"Was I willing!?"

"Actually... he more like has a crush on you and you were just wanting to set up camp for the night."

"Uh..." Kagome flopped back against the back of the chair with enough force, that had she been bigger, the chair would have tipped over. "What else have I been with that I didn't know of."

"Well," Shippou started ot think. He'd read his share of fanfics, so he knew some, "there's Ayame, Ginta, Inutaisho-"

"My dad!?" Inuyasha yelped, eyes wide.

Shippou ignored that, and continued, "Jakotsu, and well... let's see... the only people you aren't with are Kaede, Izayoi, Hakkaku, Kanna, and Souta."

"Eh! You mean... I'm with everyone else!" Kagome's eyes were huge. "What am I? A whore?"

"Apparently, miko," Sesshomaru said, passively of course.

"Ugh! Well... at least I'm not paired with my brother, unlike you!" Kagome shot back.

"What?" Sesshomaru raised an eyebrow.

"Didn't you know?" Kagome was surprised. "People have paired you with Inuyasha... making you..." she stopped, shuddering at the thought, "making you..."

"This Sesshomaru does not wish to know what they make him do," his eyes narrowed at Kagome as if it was her fault they were writing these... horrible things about him and his half-breed half-brother. The thought sickened him.

The door slammed open, and Kagura stormed in, slamming the door behind her with such force that it shook the wall. She let out a scream of anger, her red eyes shinning with malice. "Those fiction writing are going to die!" She said threw clenched teeth.

"What'd they do to you?" Kagome asked, glad that someone shared her anger.

"They paired me with him!" Kagura pointed at Kouga with disgust.

"Like I'd want to be with you either! I already have a women! Right, Kagome?" Kouga looked over to the poor teen from the future. All Kagome could do was an anime sweatdrop.

"It's not like you can go on strike," Kanna's passive voice, even more so than Sesshomaru's, spoke. "They will still write what they want to write."

Shippou frowned. "She's write you know."

"They can't write if they aren't alive!" Inuyasha growled, grabbing ahold of Tetsugai's handle.

"Inuyasha, sit boy!" THUMP! "You can't just go and kill them because they can't keep us in character! I mean, it would be nice if more authors did that, but it's the world of fanfiction. Fan and fiction. Meaning... not the creator and fake. So, they will write what they want. All we can do is be pissed about it."

Sesshomaru pulled out his sword. "Says you."

"No, Lord Sesshomaru!" When Sesshomaru glared at Kagome, she quickly added, "Takahashi-sama will get lawsuits filed against her if her characters go and kill people. Surely you won't do that to her?"

"Hmm... I suppose this Sesshomaru can wait a while longer," Sesshomaru sheathed his sword, though it was not something he really wanted to do. He did owe Rumiko something... if even this. After all, if it wasn't for her, he wouldn't be here.

"Patience is virtue!" Kagome smiled.

"Do not tell me about patience, miko. You are testing my last one." With that said, he turned and swiftly walked to his corner of the lounge, where Rin sat patiently. If only Sesshomaru would be like her... Keep dreaming!

"At least you are important enought to mention. I'm in barely any fanfictions!" Myouga complained, arms crossed and eyes closed. "They don't even have my name under the list of characters!"

"Who'd wanna write a story about you?" Inuyasha said, matching the tick demon closely, even though he was more like a mosquito, considering he didn't bury his head in your skin.

"Master Inuyasha! Must you be so rude to me! I've always been here for you-"

"Except when things get tough."

"That may be ture, but I could make a great hero in a story," Myouga defended himself.

"Well, at least we know one person who wants lies made about them in stories..." Shippou mumbled quietly, looking at Myouga out of the corner of his eyes. Myouga opened his mouth to protest, but was cut off by Totosai.

"I'm kept in character pretty well," he beamed, as if proud of this fact.

"That's because barely anyone puts you in fanfictions. Myouga appears more than you do!" Souta felt the need to add to that.

Mama Higurashi sighed. "Souta, be nice."

"But mom! They aren't nice to you, either! They've made you be mean to Kagome and I and all of us know that Kagome's and my needs always came before yours. Remember when you lowered your bike's seat, just so Kagome wouldn't have to walk around town?" Souta said.

Mama Higurashi just shrugged. "People are bound to do what they want. Just look at Gramps. No one said that he had to make up illnesses for Kagome, he just does it."

"And it's a good thing, too! If I didn't make up illnesses, people would wonder just where she is!" Gramps crossed his arms and nodded.

"Gamps! The least you could do is make up some young people illnesses!" Kagome moaned. "I mean, is it so hard for me to just have a high fever?"

"Fever! Your friends would want to see you if I used that!" Gramps said.

"Aye, Child. Ye grandfather is right," Kaede said. "Though he may embarrass you with the sicknesses that he chooses, he means well."

"And why don't I appear in fanfictions more!" Gramps suddenly said, rather angerly, too. "Am I not hip enough!"

"Gramps... no one says "hip" anymore... and they haven't in about fifteen years. And no one back in Feudal Japan says it, either!" Kagome said, hiding her head in her hands.

"Back to the issue at hand. What are we gonna do about the writers?" Inuyasah asked, deciding to save Kagome any embarrassment. Kagome smiled at him and mouthed a 'thank you' to which he replied with "Keh."

"I don't know. What can we do? It's not like I can just suck them into my wind tunnel," Miroku sighed. "Because, in all honesty, I am tired of being gay. I mean, I'm the straightest guy here! No offence to all of you, but everyone can tell that I'm straight."

"Of course, Houshi-sama. And so long as you keep away from my butt, you'll remain the straightest living male," Sango growled while bopping him with Hiraikotsu.

"But my dear Sango, I can't help it!" Miroku said. "The hand is cursed."

"Oh..." Kagome plopped back into her chair, rubbing her temple. She as starting to get a headache. She was tired of being so many different things as well. Couldn't people just let her be Kagome?

"I wouldn't mind if everyone stopped making me the sluttist girl in... 'high school,'" Kikyou spoke from the couch where she sat, one soul collecter gliding around her. "Kagome, what is 'high school' anyway?"

"It's a place where all the teenagers go learn stuff," Kagome wearily answered. "Go on."

"It would also be grateful if they did not make me love Naraku. I never loved him, nor Onigumo. Onigumo loved me, or rather, lusted me. I cared only for Inuyasha. I also wish that people would quit saying that I never loved Inuyasha, because I did. The only reason I wanted him to be human was so I could be normally, but I also loved him as a half-demon. Would I not have kissed him if I didn't?" Kikyou said.

"See! That's exactly what I'm talking about! Why do people have to mix what we say and turn it into something completely different, just so we can match whatever pairing they want us to be in or make us seem like the bad guys, when we aren't!" Kagome sighed, tired after her ranting.

Shippou's question was suppose to be innocent, so he didn't understand the glares he recieved. "... So, what should we do about it?"

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Well, their you go. A fanfiction about how the Inuyasha characters hate fanfictions. Feel free to tell me what you think. I might add more chapters... if I can get inspiration.