(AN Hello there TimeLordMaster108 here with my first fanfiction, this story is Basicaly a Sequal triology to LozzaDozza89s fanfiction What Happened Next which was a Sequal to another fanfiction called Stewie And The Fat Woman, disclaimer I don't own Family Guy that honour goes to Fuzzy Door Productions, and I don't own the OCs Helen or Dave they belong to LozzaDozza89.)
Chapter 1 A Day At The Mall
It started Of as an uneventful Saturday Afternoon in Quahog Rhode Island and the Griffins were heading to the mall to buy Chris some new shoes because he had once again torn them after he believed that trying to use them as bike breaks would work this time.
"Aww man I'm so board." Moaned Peter.
"Peter we've barley left the driveway and you're board already." Replied Lois.
"Yeah well I get board very easily Lois." Explained Peter, "If I don't do somthing fast I might explode."
Lois rolled her eyes, despite knowing Peter for a good number of years he still managed to amaze her with some of the things he came out with.
"Hay I know how about we play I-Spy." Suggested Peter.
"Yaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy I-Spy Chris screamed out in delight while flapping his arms about which caused him to accidentally smack Meg in the face, "Oh can I go first, please can I?"
"Sure thing Chris." Replied Peter while chuckling.
"Ok I-Spy with my little eye somthing begining with...D?" Chris began.
"Is it a Donut?" Asked Peter.
"Nope." Answered Chris.
"A bouncy ball?" Suggested Stewie in an excited voice.
"Wrong." Replied Chris while grinning.
"Blast it!" Stewie cried out in anger.
"A door?" Said Lois.
"Not even close." Stated Chris while shaking his head.
"Is it a dog?" Asked Meg.
"Yes Meg you're right it's a dog and his name is Brian." Chris cried out in delight while pointing at the talking dog.
"Oh yeah real funny Chris." Replied Brian with sarcasm while rolling his eyes, "Why does this happen every time we play I-Spy."
"Hay Lois how long will it be until we get there?" Asked Brian.
"Ten minutes Brian." Replied Lois.
"Oh that's good because I need to go do some buisness and I don't want to get it al over the car seat." Explained Brian.
Ten minutes later the Griffins arrived at the Quahog Mall, Brian quickly ran over to a bush to answer to nature before catching up with the others.
As the Griffins walked through the Mall they failed to notice a shadowy figure lurking behind them and looking at Lois carrying Stewie.
"Oh this is just perfect, that child is definatly the one for me, I will have him." Whispered The figure in a sinister voice.
Peter and Lois then abruptly stopped.
"Right Peter here's what's going to happen, Me, Chris, Brian and Meg are going to the shoe shop to buy Chris some new shoes, Meanwhile you can take Stewie to the Toy Store so that you can have some father son time together." Suggested Lois.
She then handed the infant over to Peter.
"Don't worry you can count on me I'll take good care of Stewie, and I won't let him out of my sight for a minute." Replied Peter.
Lois then began to walk away as Peter headed to the Toy Store.
"Ok buy sweetie have fun with daddy." Lois called out, "oh and Peter, please remember to keep an eye on him this time because I really don't want to have a repeat of the last three times you went in their with him."
"I will." Peter called back.
"Oh way to go Lois leaving me with the fatman." Stated Stewie sarcastically, "he's very irresponsible, Do you even remember what happened last time?"
Flashback
Peter and Stewie were at the park trying to feed the Ducks, Peter was just reaching his hand out thinking that the Ducks would take the bread.
"Please just take the bread you stupid Ducks come on just take it". Peter was yelling out in an angry voice, "Is it to much for your tiny brains to understand me, I SAID TAKE THE GODAMN BREAD".
Meanwhile Stewie had his head stuck in the metal fence and was having his face pecked at by Ducks.
"God Dammit fatman This is why I hate being with you, You just leave your poor defenceless son alone for a minute and this happens". Stewie thundered.
Peter glanced at Stewie with a cluless look on his face.
"What's that buddy?" He questioned.
"fatman maybe it would be a good idea if you know... YOU THREW THE BLASTED BREAD INTO THE BLOODY POND SO THE DUCKS CAN EAT IT." Thundered The young infant.
End Flashback
As the pair entered the Toy Store they didn't see the same shadowy figure from earlier follow them in.
Peter's eyes instantly widened in amazement as he saw all the bright and colourful toys, Peter began racing about the Store picking up toys every five seconds, running about and knocking people over and cheering loudly while laughing and flapping his arms about.
"We are not related, we are not related." Muttered Stewie under his breath.
Peter then began playing with a doll, he kept laughing hysterically as he pressed the button and the doll kept saying the same thing over and over.
"I love you Mamma." Repeated The doll in a monatone voice.
Peter then gave Stewie the doll, the young infant pressed the button and the doll said the same thing.
"Boaring." Said The talking baby in a Board voice.
Stewie then looked up in horror as Peter began walking away from him.
"Hay fatman wait for me, where are you going?" The talking infant yelled out.
Just as Stewie ran after Peter he felt a soft breeze on his back as though somebody had been right behind him, Stewie turned around but saw nothing.
"Well that was weird." He thought to himself.
Peter then looked behind him as he saw Stewie run up to him.
"Oh sorry about that buddy, I was just thinking we could have a look in the Game section." Explained Peter.
"Oh very well fatman, But after that can we please go get some lunch." Groaned Stewie.
"Sure thing Stewie." Replied Peter.
He then picked Stewie up and began to wander through the Game section.
Peter then saw a large Pac-Man machine and his eyes widened in amazement, He then placed Stewie down on the floor and ran over to play Pac-Man.
"OH GOD NOT THAT DAMN PAC-MAN MACHINE AGAIN YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST THREE TIMES." Stewie Screamed out.
However Peter was to engrossed in his game so Stewie decided to head to the Xbox's.
"Oh to hell with it! I'll just wait till he's finished." Thought Stewie to himself.
The young infant then began daydreaming about what sort of toys he'd like, an Action man, a Laser Gun, even a Barbie.
Stewie was abruptly taken out of his daydream when he felt a pair of soft but chubby hands grab him.
"What the deuce!" Stewie yelped out as he was suddenly lifted off the ground.
Stewie looked up and at first thought that Lois was holding him, However it wasn't Lois.
The woman looked exactly like Lois however she resembled Lois during the time she had gained a lot of weight.
The woman's hairstyle was also the same however her hair was dark red and greasy, Her clothes were also the same but with differant colours, Her shirt was dark blue, her trousers were a dull grey and her shoes were jet black. She wasn't wearing earrings.
"Oh god no not you!" Stewie cried out in horror as he tried to fish his Ray Gun out, however the device slipped from his fingers and fell to the floor.
The woman didn't answer him instead she stuffed him under the black trench coat she was wearing and ran out the Toy Store.
Peter was frustrated with the game after he'd lost it for the twentieth time.
"Ah crap! this game sucks come on Stewie let's get some lunch." Groaned Peter.
Peter waited a few moments but got no response.
"Stewie?" Asked Peter as he turned round to find Stewie wasn't there.
Peter became nervous as he got up.
"Oh I see what you're doing you're getting revenge on me for leaving you behind, Well unfortunatly I'm the hide and seek champion and I will find you." Stated Peter.
Peter then began to look for Stewie's hiding place.
"Ha ha very funny Stewie you can come out now, I'm sorry ok." Cried Peter in a nervous voice.
"Holy crap! you're not in the Toy Store are you." Peter yelled out in alarm.
Peter then looked down at the floor and saw Stewie's Ray Gun, he then picked it up and put it in his pocket.
"FATMAN SAVE ME." A voice screamed out.
Peter then saw Stewie run up to him and slap him on the arm.
"Ow holy crap! Stewie don't hit Daddy like that." Peter cried out.
"Well sorry but I've just escaped from that crazy fat woman that kidnapped me a few years back but you didn't notice." The talking infant yelled out.
Peter then looked up and saw the fat Lois look alike charging at them, She then picked Stewie up.
"Oh hay Lois you want Stewie back now?" Asked Peter in an oblivious voice.
The woman just gave Peter a blanks stare before running off with Stewie.
"No Fatman that's not Lois it's that deluded Fat Woman that kidnapped me a few years ago and thinks I'm her son." Warned Stewie.
Peter just stood there dumbfounded before his brain slowly put two and two together
"Wait a minute you're not Lois you're that deluded psycho who took Stewie." Peter cried out in horror.
"Hay come back here you." He yelled out as he chased the woman.
Peter managed to get near her and attempted to punch her in the face.
However the woman quickly twisted his arm back causing Peter to scream out in pain.
Before Peter could recover a leg came up and kicked him in the groin, Peter fell on his bottom and could only watch in horror as the woman ran out of the Mall with Stewie.
"No Stewie." Moaned Peter in despair.
He then struggled to his feet and ran around the Mall trying to find the shoe shop.
"Oh god! what am I going to tell Lois." Thought Peter to himself in a nervous voice, "Um hi honey I let our son get kidnapped again."
"Lois is going to kill me." He stated.
Meanwhile the woman had ran into the car park and was racing to her car.
"Get your filthy stinking hands off me you fat oaf." Stewie was yelling as he tried to free himself, but it was no use.
The woman then put Stewie in a booster seat in the front passenger seat of her car which was a black Toyota, Stewie also noted that it was parked right next to the Griffins Car.
She then got in the drivers seat and sped off really fast.
Stewie was now scared as he tried to get his seatbelt off, but he was strapped down good.
"Take me back to the Toy Store right now you fat pig." He cried out in an angry voice.
The woman then began stroking his hairs gently.
"Don't worry Stewie I'm not going to hurt you I'm just taking you back to my flat." She said in a soothing voice that had a thick Texan accent to it.
"And do what with me may I ask?" Stewie cried out in a fearful voice. "Please stop, Peter, Lois save me."
"Wait how do you know my name?" He asked.
"I heard that fat Griffin Oaf with glasses call you that." Answered The woman.
Stewie then sighed in annoyance, he had left his Ray Gun at the Toy Store, so he decided for now to go along for the ride.
Meanwhile at the Shoe Shop Lois was having some trouble, Chris had found two pairs of shoes that he really liked but he didn't know which ones to pick.
"Oh for gods sake Chris just pick a pair." Lois barked out.
"But it's just so hard." Chris retorted.
"Honestly Chris." Sighed Meg. "Just do eeny meeny miney moe and you'll pick the pair you want.
"Ok thanks Meg." Replied Chris.
He then did as Meg instructed and finnaly chose a pair.
Lois turned around and saw Peter running towards her with a nervous look on his face.
"Oh my god! Peter what happened?" Lois cried out as she ran up to her husband.
"Oh Lois I'm so sorry it's all my fault." Wailed Peter.
"What are you on about Peter?" Questioned Lois.
Brian then noticed somthing.
"Hay wait a minute where's Stewie?" He asked.
Lois then saw that her youngest son wasn't with Peter, Lois instantly rounded on Peter.
"Peter what's happened to Stewie?" She questioned in a suspicious voice.
"Stewie." Replied Peter in a small voice.
He then got a nervous smile on his face.
"Ah Lois let me tell you a very interesting story." He answered in a nervous voice.
"Ok I'm listening." Lois replied.
"Well you see there's this guy but he's not a dad or a husband no definatly not," Continued Peter, "And he has this kid with him who's most certainly not one year old or the guy's son, So they're in a Toy Store and the guy goes onto a Pac-Man machine leaving the kid unattended and the kid say..."
"Got kidnapped by a fat crazy woman and the guy tried chasing her but she got away." Confessed Peter in a low nervous voice.
"Oh my god! my baby brothers been kidnapped again." Meg cried out in horror.
"I'm right here Meg." Stated Chris in a confused voice.
"I meant Stewie you idiot." Retorted Meg.
"Oh." Replied Chris in a deadpan voice.
Peter then gulped as he began shaking nervously.
Lois was instantly able to put two and two together, Her face turned brick red as she advanced towards Peter who began to back away from his now angry wife.
"PETER LOWENBRAU GRIFFIN, ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME THAT YOU LET STEWIE GET KIDNAPPED WHILE YOU PLAYED STUPID VIDEO GAMES AGAIN." Screamed Lois in anger, "YOU WERE SUPOSED TO BE WATCHING HIM NOT PLAYING STUPID GAMES."
"Lois chill out at least Peter saw what the kidnapper looked like." Commented Brian.
You're right I'm sorry Peter, so what did this woman look like?" Asked Lois.
"It was that deluded Psychopath that abducted Stewie a few years back." Explained Peter, "She's not dead and must've faked it."
"Wait you mean Helen Parks?" Asked Brian, "Oh Peter stop being silly she died eight years ago."
"But it was her I swear it was." Peter cried out in a hurt voice."
"Don't worry Peter I believe you." Reassured Lois, "Now we need to go to find a security guard and report this."
A security Guard then walked up to the Griffins.
"I'm so sorry for overhearing." Explained The guard, "But the boys down at the CCTV office found some footage that you may want to see."
"Ok." Replied Lois.
Meanwhile the woman had parked her car in front of a block of flats two miles away from the Toy Store, She carried Stewie into the flat and after signing in began to walk up a flight of stairs while carrying the young infant.
"Well this is certainly not good." Thought Stewie to himself while shaking in fear, "Oh god maybe she's going to torture me."
The woman then reached a door and opened it.
"Welcome to your new home Stewie." She declared.
Stewie was actually taken by suprise.
The flat they had entered was surprisingly clean and tidy and although it was small it looked like it could support a family of three.
"Hay Dave I'm home." The woman called out.
A man then walked through from the kitchen.
He looked exactly like Peter except he was skinny and had a normal shaped face, His hair was black and he wore a blue shirt with dark brown trousers. He also wore thick round glasses.
"Oh hay Helen how are you?" Asked Dave as he and Helen shared a kiss.
"Oh just fine Dave even more so because I've got a surprise for you." Explained Helen.
Dave then spotted Stewie and his eyes widened in horror with his mouth hanging open.
"Helen please tell me that's not who I think it is?" Asked Dave in a terrified voice.
"It is indeed Dave." Replied Helen in an overly cheerful voice, "We finnaly have our son Stewie back."
"Oh shit!" Exclaimed Dave and Stewie at the same time.