Kingdom Hearts Cafe

by FunFanFicForYou

All-out crazy, random, with three friends going out into the universe, making a café, and hopefully not failing. Stars Alysson, the sorceress extraordinaire who owns and waits tables at the café! Bane, the idiotic nut with plenty of hilarity, who hosts guests and tries their patience! And Storm, the calm, collected, chef, who's also a little nutty. Be ready to laugh. Funnily.

1. Chapter 0: A caf A

Kingdom Hearts Café – Prologue

"Let's go hurry up!" Alysson said to her two best friends, Storm and Bane. "We're gonna be late for our own opening!"

Alysson, a silver-eyed, blonde-haired girl, of the age of 14. She wore a striped, gray-and-white tank top with a darker gray, long-sleeved crop-top over it; upon the crop-top was an orange heart. She wore white jean shorts that touched her knees and flat, white sandals. She also accessorized with a white beret.

"Hold you're heartless's!" Bane told her carrying EVERYTHING on to the gummi ship.

Bane was 14, and proud of it! He wore a black t-shirt under a black, leather jacket, lined from the neck to the cuffs of his sleeves with white stripes. He also wore blue jeans and black tennis shoes with white laces, and one fingerless glove on his hand, split down the middle in black-and-white.

Storm walked over to a teary eyed Alysson. "Is this really happening?" Alysson asked.

"You better believe it!" Bane said dropping everything with a LOUD crash.

"Believe me it is." Storm assured her.

Storm was, guess what, 14! He wore red jeans (cause he was scared to wear shorts) and a t-shirt with the kingdom hearts logo on it. He also had a jacket that was half red and half white and a hidden note in his inside jacket pocket and black tennis shoes.

"Let's go before you two make us late." Bane said.

And, with that conversation over, our heroes (are they heroes?) got in their 'special' gummi ship and departed, for lands unknown!

FunFanFicForYou: Well… I hope you like it. We're-

Halestorming: We're going to be posting a real chapter TOMORROW!

FunFan: THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY! But whatEVAH!

Storming: …Please. Don't do that… please.

FunFan: Well I can't just say toats my goats!

Storming: …You have me there. Shall we log off?

FunFan: You have me there. Shall we log off!

Storming : …You copy-pasted, didn't you?

FunFan: You saw me just do it… What do you think?

Storming: …The younger author, people. Please give her a hand. And review! We do hope you like this story, right FunFan?

FunFan: DURRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Storming: …I think we should leave on that note.

FunFan: I think we should leave AWAY TO THE WINDOW! …On that music-note.

Storming: That's my thing! You're too random! I'm random! ME! I am the random king! Fetch my slippers, poppet!

FunFan: EAT MY DOUGHNUTS RANDOM TUNA UP MY ARMPIT! AND I'M THE RANDOM QUEEN!

Storming: …Shall we rule together, my Queen?

FunFan: Ehh, on Mondays to Sundays my dear dude.

Storming: …Dang, you're good. Are we done here?

FunFan: Done as a ghost eating icecream.