Disclaimer : I not own Wufei, or any other character............Happy? [I
actually begged Bandi to let me own Heero.....just Heero,.... but they said
no!!! How could they? Heero's mine!....Do you think that they would let me
own him if I told them about the time we were 2gether? .........] ^.^;
**This is a pure randum fic. Basically people [people from the show] email Wufei asking him *personal* questions......and Wufei responds in his *Injustice* lecture................ **
**PLEASE REVIEW! I know that their short....but I will add more when I think of some..**
I would like to thank my friend for comming up with the Dear: Wufei idea. [I wrote em...She just sugested it as a joke. :Þ]
[Relena BASHING]
I GOT A FLAME!!!!!!!! [I just have one thing to say. DONT LIKE DONT READ!! its that easy......]
Q = Question
A = Answer
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Question1 :
Q : Dear Wufei:
I love this guy! Problem is he brushes me right off!! He doesn't talk to me except when he's threatening to kill me. He only cares about his Gundam and about being a perfect soldier. He keeps trying to blow himself up every chance he gets. I also follow him every where, so maybe he'll notice me! I don't know what to do....How can I get him to like me! Help!
-Stoic Stalker
A: Woman:
He has no problem at all, except you. Clearly he's using the best tactic to discard you. He is a very reasonable man that has his priorities straight. You are only hindering him. You're weak and pathetic! I hope he takes you out of your misery and kills you! -Wufei
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Q: Dear Wufei :
I have a problem; there's this girl that keeps following me around. She keeps following me everywhere, calls my name out all the time, has a snobby personality....she also tries to promote total pacifisum. I've tried everything to get her to stop.... I even started threatening to kill her.....What can I do to keep this girl to stop stalking me.......if you have no suggestions then I will take my own actions......
- Ready to Kill
A: Perfect Soldier :
Kill the damn woman already. She's inconsiderate, and that peace crap will never happen! She's just an obstacle in your way.
- Wufei
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Q: Yo' Wufei:
I live with this hot, sexy chick you see, and we're best friends. Problem is, I really like her, and if I tell her what I feel then I'm afraid that it might ruin our friendship. So Wu-man what should I do?
A: You insolent fool:
I told you to stop calling me Wu-man. It's improper and disrespectful. Injustice!! I know where you live, Duo. I hope you have at least some morale, so you know that you should not do improper things. I suggest that your woman gets a gun, sword or any other means of protection against your deprived mind.
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Q : Dear Wufei :
There's this guy thats staying at my mansion. He's so hot! I mean, I don't know how to tell him how I feel....what if he doesn't feel the same as me?
- Innocent
A: Weakling :
You aren't any better then a woman! You call your self a man? Only woman would ask such inaproperiate questions like that. I think that you need to get a back-bone and stop wearing woman colors and start acting more like a man.....forget your emotions.
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Q: Dear Wufei :
I just recently joined the L3 Circus. I've met some new people there. My problem is that, well, I know that they girl that I work with is my sister. Thing is, she had no clue, so she keeps comming on to me...and its really starting to scar me. What should I do ?
-Emotionless
A : Clown :
You are a soldier. You don't have time to be in the circus. Tell the woman the truth and then get your sorry ass back onto the battle field. If the blond comes around, ignore him. He is not considered a man.
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Q : Dear Wufei :
I LOVE YOU!!!
- Sally Po
A : .....
Weakling.......
-Wufei
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Q: Dear Wufei :
Hey Wuffers!!! Now how about that answer?
-Shinigami
A: Brainless :
Stop calling me that. And No I will not give you the answer until you cut that long thing of hair growing from your useless head, so you look like a man, not a woman!
- Wufei
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Srry!! I was just trying to put Wufei in his character....... ^.^; and I truly am srry if I offended anyone......I am.....really!! This fic was just something to make you laugh.....
My friend and some other reviewers had some great Ideas for GW funnies. Its pointless humor, lol....but that will be in the next chapter !!
** PLEASE NO FLAMES!! **
Ps : I do realize that there is another fic that had randum and pointless humor on ff.net, but I got these sugestions from a friend. And besides, its just the same as everyone writing about 1x2 or Wufei and his nose bleeds......the idea can be used again......right ?? ^.^()
**This is a pure randum fic. Basically people [people from the show] email Wufei asking him *personal* questions......and Wufei responds in his *Injustice* lecture................ **
**PLEASE REVIEW! I know that their short....but I will add more when I think of some..**
I would like to thank my friend for comming up with the Dear: Wufei idea. [I wrote em...She just sugested it as a joke. :Þ]
[Relena BASHING]
I GOT A FLAME!!!!!!!! [I just have one thing to say. DONT LIKE DONT READ!! its that easy......]
Q = Question
A = Answer
*-*-*-*-*
Question1 :
Q : Dear Wufei:
I love this guy! Problem is he brushes me right off!! He doesn't talk to me except when he's threatening to kill me. He only cares about his Gundam and about being a perfect soldier. He keeps trying to blow himself up every chance he gets. I also follow him every where, so maybe he'll notice me! I don't know what to do....How can I get him to like me! Help!
-Stoic Stalker
A: Woman:
He has no problem at all, except you. Clearly he's using the best tactic to discard you. He is a very reasonable man that has his priorities straight. You are only hindering him. You're weak and pathetic! I hope he takes you out of your misery and kills you! -Wufei
*-*-*-*-*-*
Q: Dear Wufei :
I have a problem; there's this girl that keeps following me around. She keeps following me everywhere, calls my name out all the time, has a snobby personality....she also tries to promote total pacifisum. I've tried everything to get her to stop.... I even started threatening to kill her.....What can I do to keep this girl to stop stalking me.......if you have no suggestions then I will take my own actions......
- Ready to Kill
A: Perfect Soldier :
Kill the damn woman already. She's inconsiderate, and that peace crap will never happen! She's just an obstacle in your way.
- Wufei
*-*-*-*-*-*
Q: Yo' Wufei:
I live with this hot, sexy chick you see, and we're best friends. Problem is, I really like her, and if I tell her what I feel then I'm afraid that it might ruin our friendship. So Wu-man what should I do?
A: You insolent fool:
I told you to stop calling me Wu-man. It's improper and disrespectful. Injustice!! I know where you live, Duo. I hope you have at least some morale, so you know that you should not do improper things. I suggest that your woman gets a gun, sword or any other means of protection against your deprived mind.
*-*-*-*-*-*
Q : Dear Wufei :
There's this guy thats staying at my mansion. He's so hot! I mean, I don't know how to tell him how I feel....what if he doesn't feel the same as me?
- Innocent
A: Weakling :
You aren't any better then a woman! You call your self a man? Only woman would ask such inaproperiate questions like that. I think that you need to get a back-bone and stop wearing woman colors and start acting more like a man.....forget your emotions.
*-*-*-*-*-*
Q: Dear Wufei :
I just recently joined the L3 Circus. I've met some new people there. My problem is that, well, I know that they girl that I work with is my sister. Thing is, she had no clue, so she keeps comming on to me...and its really starting to scar me. What should I do ?
-Emotionless
A : Clown :
You are a soldier. You don't have time to be in the circus. Tell the woman the truth and then get your sorry ass back onto the battle field. If the blond comes around, ignore him. He is not considered a man.
*-*-*-*-*-*
Q : Dear Wufei :
I LOVE YOU!!!
- Sally Po
A : .....
Weakling.......
-Wufei
*-*-*-*-*-*
Q: Dear Wufei :
Hey Wuffers!!! Now how about that answer?
-Shinigami
A: Brainless :
Stop calling me that. And No I will not give you the answer until you cut that long thing of hair growing from your useless head, so you look like a man, not a woman!
- Wufei
*-*-*-*-*-*
Srry!! I was just trying to put Wufei in his character....... ^.^; and I truly am srry if I offended anyone......I am.....really!! This fic was just something to make you laugh.....
My friend and some other reviewers had some great Ideas for GW funnies. Its pointless humor, lol....but that will be in the next chapter !!
** PLEASE NO FLAMES!! **
Ps : I do realize that there is another fic that had randum and pointless humor on ff.net, but I got these sugestions from a friend. And besides, its just the same as everyone writing about 1x2 or Wufei and his nose bleeds......the idea can be used again......right ?? ^.^()