This came across my mind sometime during school the other week. PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS STORY SERIOUSLY. It's probably the worst fanfic I've written since My Really Weird Dream xD
"You're not our Liv."
"Yes I am!"
"Don't lie, I already know the truth! There's no point!"
"But I am this universe's Olivia!"
Peter rolled his eyes. This was getting really old. Alternate Olivia was really into her job. Peter had already repeated that he knew the truth over 15 times.
"I know you aren't. So, you can just show me where my Liv is and we can get this whole thing over with."
"Peter, it's me."
"I know it isn't her. I saw the tattoo on your neck!"
"But…" She sounded like she was trying way too hard to convince Peter. She didn't want to upset Walternate. But she had accidentally put her hair in a ponytail once and revealed her tattoo.
It was only three days into the mission.
"Seriously, where's our Olivia?"
"Right here." Alternate Olivia pointed at herself. "Why don't you believe me?"
"Olivia…I mean, Alternate Olivia or whatever, there are SO MANY reasons you can tell you aren't from this side. First of all, you pretty much jumped on me that first night back. I thought you were just being weird because of what we just went through. But then when I offered you something to drink, you asked for tea. Our Olivia doesn't ask for tea. When you saw my cell phone, your face got all…confused as if you didn't know what it was or it was vintage. My personal favorite is when you tried to get me to dance to the Thong Song. Honestly, you are the worst undercover agent I've ever seen in my life."
"I-I…but Peter, I'm from this side. I'm in love with you!" She attempted to grab on to his shoulders. Peter grabbed her wrists before she could.
"Alright, your game is over. Honestly. You aren't my Liv. And I would really appreciate it if you would just show me where she is."
"I don't want to, though."
Peter rolled his eyes. "That's not your choice, now is it? You tell me, or I swear I will-"
"What? Kill me? Oooh, I'm so scared!" Alternate Olivia mocked. "If you kill me, I'll never show you where your Olivia is."
"You just said you wouldn't anyways. Oh, and you admitted you were from the other side."
Silence overcame them as Alternate Olivia contemplated this.
"I'll show you where she is under one condition."
"What?" Peter groaned.
"The Secretary must never know about this."
Of course, as you'd imagine, Walternate did find out.
He drowned the Alternate Olivia in a vat of Cortexiphan (provided by Walter from our side) and sent our Olivia back to our universe. She and Peter fell in love and lived happily ever after.
Oh if only.
You've just finished my fic. Thank you for making it through that.