Hi guyz this is my first fanfic #nohaterzplz haha so plz b nice! I am only nine and a halve so lyke don't diss.
HAHAHAHA OK HERE WE GO!
may include sexeual refrences. Don't read it if u don't lick it!
Neil Hoorane and Zain Melick were snoggin in da cubbid when leeham pain thoroughly ripped the door off its hinjis along wiv hiz cloths.
"Oh shit!" Said Neil. "Don't tell anyone leeham! Plz?" And den he make de cute face like da cat in shrek makes wen he wonts somefing.
"Only if I can join in HAHAHAHAHA" says Leeham Pain, wich mayd loowy cum in mor ways dan 1, and den the music from a stripe club started 2 plae so he did a strip teeze and Neil and Zain and Leeham and Hairys mum clapped then took off de rest of his cloves az dey lciked his hot bod wiv der tungs. "Ur tungs fel so gd on ma toned bod, but do ya no wot wud b bettr? If insted over u likin ma tum, you liked ma bum or da cum of ma tinee peepee wand! #TOLOSWAG!"
"#loser" muttered Zaineee Melik.
"#SLUT!" Moaned leeham, wondering if he'd fineally git 2 use da knew p!nk lacee fong he has bought. it is soft and p!nk and pretty and soft and nicer dan hairys blue one because dat is 4 loozerz. #Truthbomb.
"I IS SLUT AND I LIKEZ IT. AND I IZ SEXI & I KNOWZ IT :D" zcreamed Loowy as his peepee started 2 inflate and it stated 2 bend and it stuk to his tummy coz he woz happy and hiz mam told him dat it woz normal 4 littl boyz lyk him. den hairy steels cam in nd he suggested dat dey do a wankin trayn lyk he had saw on da grown up chanls on da tv. dey stod in a lyn 1 behind the ova and dey wanked each ova. hairy realised dat 1 ov dem didnt hav a dik wich he new was loowy coz he new loowys secret. so he put his peepee up the dikless persins bum. he lyked it alot.
den a bird called kevin came intruder window and was like wtf happening here humans r weird?
den da lyts turnd on nd simon cowl asked y hairy had his peepee up his mummys but hole, and Hairy woz lyke "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck man im fucking ma mum #cray #oopsies #eazymistake2make"
and den he stoped and put his peepee stick in neil hoorane insted. neil hoorane liked it very muchly and den zain out hiz peepee in hairy steelz and everyone joyned inn and dey made anover line but dis time wiv de booty secks not de wankin. every1 was like YESSSSSSSS apart from hairy steeelz mummy who was lyke WTF DIS IZ A BIT WEIRD NOT GUNNA LIE
AND DEN LOOWY CAME FROM DE BACK OF DE LINE AND STARTED LICKIN NEILZ PIPPIIE STIK COZ NEIL WOZ AT DE FRONT OF DEH LINE. NEIL WOZ VERRREH HAPPEH!
aftr simon had woched 4 a wyl, he decided dat he wud join in agen, and he summind his luva cald Lucia. she lyked 2 fuk all da boiz, esp simon wiv his old rinkly peepee stik, but she lyked da littl boy peepees better.
so Lucia and Simon bursted out from under the tayble where dey were watchin de secksytimez and ven Simon tooked off hiz cloves 2 so lyke it woz hottttttttt cos simon cow iz a hot olda dood.
and ven Neil tooka ring out of his bum and proposed 2 Hairys mum and she sed not yet and ven he put da ring in hiz mouf and kissed her for longtime and moved da ring into her mouth and said "u marry me now hairys mum?"
and she sed NOT YET BUT SOON ME WEE SEA CUCUMBER!?
and den he put da ring on de end of hiz peepeeeee stik and dey had de secks wiv da ring still there on da peepee and den she says ok who wants to make me all preggers and stufffff and den all da boyz apart frim hairy said MEEEEEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEEEEEE and even simon
they all had a go. evn hairy had a go in da end.
kevin de pigeon woz disturbed 5ever and had 2 go 2 a bird therapissed 4 yrs afterr.
da end.