I randomly thought of this. Yeah I'm weird!
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BPOV
"Alice, I think you know I need your help. I assume you had a vision and told Rosalie and Esme?" I said into the phone.
See, I was hit with this hilarious idea. I was thinking of ways to get back at the boys (aka; Emmett and Jasper) for always 'pranking the human'. I think I would have just let it be if they didn't turn off my water heater to 'remind me of Edward's cool touch' last month. Or maybe if they hadn't thrown out all the food in my house and replaced it with fake blood, to 'prepare me for my future meals' last week. Perhaps if they hadn't glued my bedroom window shut, 'just to annoy me' last night, I would let it slide. They thought last night's prank was exceptionally funny, because I had been trying with little success to yank my window open for Edward, when my hand slipped from the sill and I hit myself right in the nose. Edward thought it was funny, too, until he realized how bad the resulting nose bleed was. However, they had done all those things, and I came up with a purely excellent scheme to show them not to mess with me. Or at least, to stop messing with me. I was bringing April's Fool Day's early this year.
"I'll be in the house. See you in a minute." Alice said.
Edward opened the door for me as usual. It almost made me feel bad for what I was about to do. Almost.
When we opened the door, Alice was there as planned.
"Edward! Bella, had the best idea ever! I already had a vision that you would agree, and don't worry Bella, it's not shopping!" She said jumping up and down.
"You know I'm in!" I said.
Edward sighed and agreed to do it too.
Alice led us into the great room (living room, family room, etc.) where the rest of the Cullens sat in a circle. The boys had confused looks on their faces which led me to believe that Alice didn't tell them yet. Perfect I thought.
"So Alice, are you finally going to tell us what we are doing here?' Rosalie asked, giving Alice, Esme, and I a wink behind the boys back. Rosalie and I have been friends for a long time now, and she's already starting to feel like a sister to me.
I choked down a laugh.
"We're playing truth or dare. It will be a bonding family thing." Alice replied.
"Family bonding? Really, Alice, we've been together for how many years?" Edward said.
"Well, Bella hasn't, and don't you want her to feel like a part of the family?" Alice asked, looking innocent. Remind me to give her a high five for that sweet save!
"Yeah, Edward. I really like spending time with your family. I've never had brothers or sisters." I said. I tried my best to bat my eyelashes, but I think I just looked funny.
"Alright." Edward said, resigned.
"Great! So let's get started. Now who wants to start?" Alice said with an evil grin on her face.
Part A had been a success. Here we go!
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