Yello I'm back this is a story that has mangoes banana pants and muffin wars. Pretty much crack fic. me and my friend each took a line. She started.
Enjoy TeamSparkles
me no own.
(No Maia, post COG)
There in the library
a demon pops out
From behind of a book case were church is trying to eat
A falafel with pink lemonade(warlock powde)
Jace an clary are trying to make a rune for a mangos smoothie
But when Alec the test dummy tries the rune
He ends up as a mango smoothie instead
Then magnus walks in and he picks up the smoothie and says
I prefer strawberry banana
Alec turns back into a human but has lost his
Pants in favor of a banana
Jace loves bananas so he steals Alec's banana pants
Alec screams and jumps behind Magnus
Magnus grins and starts sing a mariachi tune
Suddenly a shining light burst from behind Alec
And Alec is transported into The Last Hambuger
Isabelle dances into the room with a giant bowl of soup
And told everyone to eat it or be eaten
Simon rushes after her and says that he tried to stop it
Then valintine comes in and orders to eat the soup
Simon bites valintine and puts his blood in the soup
And he feeds it to newly resurrected Sebastian
Sebastian spews it out and spits swear words at izzy
Then Alec back from TLH bites magnus thinking he was
A to-be-fried crab
Then Max shows up to declare war against muffins
"Corn or blueberry they shall become ashes!"
Clary who happens to love muffins turns into a muffin tank
And has jace shoot her at max
Magnus who is very protective of Lightwoods stops her by
Flicking his wrist and turning jace into a blueberry muffin, and
Making clary a flouting blood bag
Suddenly a crazed looking man burst in with a yell
"I am Mortman,hear my roar!"
Suddenly' a dazzlin black haired beauty tackles him from behind
This turns out to be Will so Alec slaps him
Simon steps forward and starts singing in welsh
About a dragon tattoo on a young lads backside
Suddenly will jumps up and rides piggyback on izzy
Who kicks him in the gut and head to knock him out but
He combusts on her while singing about a lightworm
Magnus recanizing this and sings along with harmonys
As Simon feels his inner musician swell, he joins
In a acapella version of 25 or 6 to four.