One day, Sora and Selphie had robbed a bank. They didn't know what to do next, so they went to their millionaire friend, Arthur.
"Arthur, we need you to launder this money for us," said Sora.
"If I do that," Arthur replied. "It'll get all wet!" He laughed loudly. "That's funny! Painfully funny stuff here." He took a gulp of his scotch and added, "Look, what I'll do is ask Hobson to put it in my account and spread it 'round"
"Thanks," Selphie said. Just then Hobson came in.
"The money has been laundered. Go away quickly." Sora and Selphie left and got some ice-cream.
"Well Selphie, we're rich." Just then Riku runs up, eats all the ice-cream and rolled away.
"Ah well who cares? We're rich," said Selphie as she pulled out a gun and shot Sora in the face. "Ha ha ha now all the money is mine mine mine! Oh sh*t the cops best get out of here."
She starts sprinting away on the moonshoes she had bought with Sora, she was heading to the border she was about to cross when a police car got in her way.
"Do you know what you have just done?" says cop in car.
"No," she says.
"Oh well that's alright then." The cop is about leave when someone shouts,
"Don't let her get away!" So he shoots her in the back. With her dying breath she shouts, "LOOPAY!" and dies.
ZE END