Title: A Very Glee Camping Trip

Summary: Whats going to happen on this wild Camping trip! The Glee club just graduated!

Pairings: Santana/Brittany (Santitany) And Puck/Sugar (Puckar) A little of Mercedes/Sam (Sedes) and Finn/Rachel (Finchel)

A/N - Just a Roleplay, well we call it Storyteller because Roleplay seems like some Sex Fetish!( Kidding )! No exact story line we're just going with the flow I hope you all enjoy!

Also, Spelling and Grammer is screwed up So like yeah. We did this for fun so if your a grammer Nazi or whatever proberly dont want to read it. Lol... We did it off of Yahoo messenger and one of us was on Mobile. We cant spell all that well Its all for fun!

Disclaimer: We dont own Glee Characters OR the channel Fox Obviously! :)


The wind blew around the forest area they reserved for there Camping trip. Trees surrounded a green clearing enough to set up a few tents and start a fire. Parking there cars on the side. Santana had her arms crossed leaning against her Black Noir Pearl 2012 Veracruz SUV her father had orginially bought for her gradution but since she was going to be living in NYC, She wouldn't need the car. So her father (who is a world renowned Surgeon) Decided to keep it and Just help her with payments to her Furture Appartment in NYC. Santana's eyes traced around the camping area as she rolled her eyes. The car door on the other side opening up as Brittany walked around towards Santana with a big smile on her face. " Oh my Godd Sanny! This is going to be awesoome! " Brittany yelled excitedly. Santana didn't say anything but sigh abit before looking to Brittany seeing the big smile on her girlfriends face. " Mhm Brit brit. " She smiled at her Girlfriends Excitement. " but the others are late.. "


"There over here"! As a cute squeeky voice made its way to the camp fire.. pink Tutu red sequence corset and some baby blue stilettos came threw the bushes. Standing there was miss sugar MOTTA, HOLDING HER ADORABLE FLUFFY dog Marilyn "Hey dolls am I to late for the snores? Marilyn had a grooming appointment, that's why we took a while" as she sat next to santana


Santana winced at the second most annoying voice, Manhands voice being the first... But thinking about it they both are first, then leperconboy. Santana looked towards Sugar who was sitting on her car shaking her head she reached out and went to push her off the car. Brittany standing next to her quickly grabbed Santana's hand giving her a look before looking back towards SugarMotta. Santana bit down on her lip rolling her eyes at her girlfriend who stopped her from pushing the perky annoying Asbuger freak off her car. " Oh my god You brought your Doggy! I was going to bring lord tubbling ton but... he wouldn't go unless i bought him some ciggertes and well i told him no and he needs to quit. " Brittany spoke seriously. Santana looked from Surgar then to her girlfriend in Awe, Brittany was so innocent and cute.


"So where is everyone? I mean I know arties running late but that's because the handy van doesn't pick him up untill a certain time" "O look there's Puck" as sugar smiles soocheesy She begins to check herself in the mirror of Santanas suv and asks Marilyn on her opinion o. How she looked

Santana couldn't help but chuckle at the Artie commet, She didn't hate artie but he slept with her girl and Brittany chose Artie over her Before and well he just got on her nerves. Her chuckle quickly disappeared just as it came as she looked at Sugar checking herself out in her mirror shaking her head. " Excuse yourself away from my Ride, before you crack its windows with your annoying Voic..." Santana was quickly cut off with a hand over her mouth, looking from Sugar to Brittany who gave her a loog before pulling Santana To the back of her SUV to get out there stuff.

Loud playing music was heard off in the distance just as Rachel in Mini-Van drove up and parked a few feet behind Santanas SUV. Fin sat in the back seat, as Quinn sat in the passenger. Both with disturbing looks on there face. " God, I swear to god im going to break that Disk if you play it on the ride back. " Quinn Looked at Rachel who gave her a Look.

" I'll have you know Striestand is... " Rachel was cut off.

" The best broadway singer in the world. " Finn had interrupted her.

"Extrodinary. " Quinn added


"Tell me again why I'm here?" With a too cool for u face expression On pucks face as he talks to fin "Hi e erveryone! I am soo gad we are all here this weekends going to be better then the Oscars" as Rachel puts her hands together ready to except her award


Finn turned to look to Puck. " Because we all finished Highschool and we're Celebrating. " Finn had his trademark dopey smile on his face as he pat pucks shoulder. " Everyones Comming. And look theres your lady.." Finn pointed to Sugar

" Actully, Puck. your the only one who can actully score, Booze. Which i better have brought because i wants to get my drink on. " Santana shook her head, hearing Finn and pucks conversation as she held some bags. " Other then that no one wanted you here. " Brittany was reaching the back of the SUV grabing somthing.

" Sanny! " Brittany spoke up as she pulled out a box filled with loafs of bread, " You said yourself you wanted to spend time with all the glee club members, and have a good time before we all go and do our own thing. " Brittany looked at Santana Who was looking at her with a 'Shush up look'. "you told me you we're going to miss th..." Brittany stopped takling when a warp hand made it over her mouth.

" B. Baby, Shush." Santana stared at her girlfriend before blushing abit feeling brittany nipp at her hand that was over her mouth, removing her hand brittany had a big seductive smile on her face. Santanas scowl face disappearing reflecting her smile.

" Oh god please get a room. " Quinn chirrpped in seeing there faces.

" There are rooms out here? " Brittany looked towards Quinn with wide eyes.


"Is this everyone?" Quinn says with disbelief.."still waiting on Sam and Mercedes, Blaine and Kurt got a jump start on summer jobs singing back up for a local artist..unfortunatlety my singing skills are too advance so that's why I couldn't accompany them" as Rachel says with a slight of cockness wit.

Attention everyone" as sugar holds Marilyn with one hand and the other up. " as we all know we will be all in the city this fall and too show my appriciation of me being apart of this club I would like for all of u to stay rent free at my daddies condo building(Motta. Towers) in new York..PS daddy is not in the Mafia" with a squeeky giggle Puck looks and smiles


Santana rolled her eyes at quinn and Berry she walked to a empty spot putting down her tent bag and other bags before walking back to Brittany who was holding the box filled with Loafs of bread setting it by there stuff. She looked over towards Sugar who was speaking her eyes widen listening to her. " Geeze are you serious? " Brittany stood next to Santana.

" Oh my god san! Now we can get a Pet duck! We'll be able to save enough money for it! Oh my god oh my god. " Brittany jumped up and down Excitedly as she ran towards Sugar and quickly giving her a hug being careful not to hurt her dog.

Finn Had a dopey smile on as he stared at Sugar then turned to look at Rachel and Quinn. " Hey i can move to NYC with you guys if shes not kidding... "

Quinn gave him a stare before looking at Rachel. " He's kidding right... " She spoke in a soft tone.

Santana stared at brittany blinking at the duck comment. " oh geeze... " she muttered under her breath.


I'm serious, daddy wants to promote his new building. And what better way to promote it with newly college students" sugar explains" how are newly college students gonna promote a building"? Quinn says with disbelief.." idk daddy says well end up on the 6 o'clock news channel sooner or later"..

"We bought popyees and tatertots!" As Mercedes walks by everyone with Sam carrying the food "did we miss anything?" As Sam walks by the boys, fin fills him in on what just happened


Santana rolls her eyes as she listens to Sugar speak. Kneeling down she opened up her tent bag. " If your telling the truth Sugar, Your alot cooler then i thought. " Everyone looked over towards Santana. Santana looked back, " Look away idiots. " She told the group.

Brittany was opening up a loaf of bread, before quickly running towards Merecdes " Oh my God! Im starving and i always wanted to watch the movie Pop-eye! Oh my god Where the TV! "


"Santana brighten up!" With a huge smile " I would be honored to stay in your fathers building" Rachel says " great" sugar added.. " get your hands off my tots Britney " Mercedes says as she puts her hands on her waist.." where's everyone else?" Sam says " Artie should be here soon he's been texting me all morninng" sugar says with confusion "Where's tina?" Mercedes says.


Santana stood up looking at Rachel about to say somthing only to look towards Mercedes who scolded Brittany, Which brittanys smile disappeared a frown on her face. " Hold up! Tubby you needs to share! Don't be makings my Britts britts sad" Santana wore a slightly angery face walking to her Girlfriend who was looking down holding a loaf of bread.

"I only wanted a little bit..." Brittany looked down her feet lightly circling in the grass.

Tina and Mike was standing near antoher car as Tina raised her hand slowly. " We're over here... We've been standing here for the a while now. "

Quinn looked over towards them her hand moving to her chest frieghtaned" oh wow... you guys should atleast announce your pressence... You scared us! "


" I thought I recognized the both of u earlier..just thought u guys were a Korean couple on vacation resting your eyes..sorry asbergers.. hey look there's Artie" sugar yells. " wonderful now that everyone's here we can get our fun weekends started! Who wants to sing showtunes by the fire?" Rachel says with a cheesy smile "I'm out of here" Puck says " wait don't go! Whose gonna protect me from the scary bears?" Sugar says sooo innocently "Were in lima" there are no bears" Mercedes says confused


Santana shook her head at the group before walking towards sam. " Ill give you 20 dollars Poorboy if you set up my tent for me! " Santana pulled out a 20. Brittany looked at Mercedes before quickly grabing some Tator tots before running away from her towards some trees shoving them in her mouth eating it as she began to grab slices of bread from the loaf she was holding throwing it near the trees.

Quinn rolled her eyes at the group before pulling out her bags from rachels minivan she looked over at Brittany. " What are you doing?...with all that bread? "

Brittany gave her a somewhat confused look, " Uhm there for the Ducks obviously... "

Santana looked away from Sam still waiting for his reply as she looked towards Rachel. " I brought a Muzzle and i will use it on you if you start singing showtunes, Manhands. "


" sugar howcome u didn't reply to any of my texts?" Artie says with a sad face. " awww I'm sorry Artie no reception here" (ding ding) "sorry daddy keeps texting me. Be right back" ..."fin would u bee kindly enough to setup our tent"1 rachel says soo nice " " umm " fin says confused " please tell me u didn't forget the tents?" Quinn says worried " I thought they would already have tents here" fin says " ur joking right?" Quinn asks him


Sam was setting up Santanas 8 MAN TENT on the side. Santana was standing there watching him for a minute before looking Over towards Quinn Finn and Rachel as they were giving Finn evil glares, she started laughing. " Lima Losers forgot there tents! " Brittany finished throwing the breads out near some trees before walking back looking at her laughing girlfriend then towards the group.

Mike and Tina already had there tent set up mike was throwing things inside before walking over towards Mercedes.


" we were suppose to bring a tent" sugar says worried " all I brought was marylins bed and daddies credit card.." we were suppose to bring a tent?" Puck replys.."aint nobody tell us about a tent" merecdes says as Rachel looks at santanas tent." Well that is a pretty big tent santanta"


Santana looks at everyone who we're eyeing out her tent. " I needs my space. " Santana shrugged as she looked to brittany who was now standing next to her putting hand around her waist. Brittany tilted her head resting against her shoulder. Santana gave her a slight smile only to have it disappear when everyone was staring at her. Practically reading there minds she shakes her head quickly. " No, Oh hell no Puta's. I aint sharing! " Santana yelled at them . " Your the Idiots who forgot your own tents. Go shack up with Eye slanted Asianss "

Tina and Mike look at Santana. " that's kinda racist... " Mike spoke softly. " and our tents arent even big enough... its a 3 man..." Mike told her. " Yeah.. and yours is what like 10man tent? " Tina added


"Ur right Santana" Rachel replies I mean who wants to sleep next to two lesbians anyways I mean no offense" "I do" fin,Puck,Sam,Artie and Mike all yells " well we all gonna have ta figure somethin out its getrin late" Mercedes replies. " I mean daddy can fly us to a hotel on a hellicopter but that would only fit 3 people including Marilyn" sugar says. "Well that's not gonna help" Tina says


Santana looks at Rachel " Careful with what you say Smurf. I brought a Hatchet. " Santana Threatened her then looked to the men. " Pervs. "

Brittany put up her hand and shook her head. " Hey, Its fine you all can join us in the tent i dont mind. Rachel is right. It is a big tent Sanny. " Brittany looked at Santana as Santana had a scrowl on.

" I don't want them in the tent. It's not my fault there Lima Losers and forgot to bring it. " Santana told her.

Brittany sighed softly pouting. " Cmon! "

Santana shook her head at her pouting. " Not gonna work britts. " She told her girlfriend as brittany growned even more. Santana stared at her for abit before rolling her eyes. "WHATEVER! JUST... They better stay not Come near my side of the tent I dont care if they have to sleep on eachother, I'm going to block off my half. "

Brittany Grinned. " She only says that because she likes to sleep naked sometim..."

" BRITTANY! " Santana almost shouted loudly at her quickly covering her mouth


A/N I hope you all Enjoyed Part 2 Comes out soon! Maybe tonight! :)

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