Spidermon was frying throuw the the sky with his web hands when a portel subbenly appeared in the sky! Green Goblen's voice was heard in the most awesome way, singing

"Goooooo throw tha portel Spidy!"

And

HE DID.

Hours l8er Spidy waked up in a colerful wurld. He saw the flowers and the trees morfing 2gether in the vision of a pony.

Spidermon then yelled "ARE YOU THE PONY FROM CHRISTMMAS PAST?1"

The pny hand on red skin. Spider aka Peter Parker was scared 4 his life now. He rolled on the ground and wished he was in the city.

Santa pony was annoied. He used the powers of the Russia to freeze Pet's hand.

"WTF SANAT PONY?! WRY DID YOU DO THAT?!"

"I am sry Sir Parker of the Spider. But I have needed ur help for many centuries now."

"B4 I was born?"

"yes."

…

The satan pony then told Sir Parker of the Spider about how the my little ponies were in graive banger.

"Sir Parker of the Spider, ride me."

And he did.

Nd da pnies walkd evan do day had da wingz.

After long journey dey arrivee the village. It wuz in ruinz!!!!!!!!111111~

"WHY THIS HAPPEN"

"I already told you."

"OH YEAH."

Spidy usede his wub handz to grapple the trees to go circle village. Anf spidermon wnt 2 saf da pnies bt he waz 2 lat. All the pons were death. Santa pony cried.

"you are now not a Sir. I h8 yew. Leave."

A portel opened up and Spidy was pull throw.

He awoke all tieded up and down!!! Goblen's voice once agan sang.

"Spidermon, I want your nuts."

"BUT THEY ARE MINE CUZ I WAS BIRTHED WITH THEM AND WHEN U BIRTH WITH SOMTING IT URZ."

"that not wut I meanz. I'm a gay. The gay."

"OH I SEE AND HEAR. AND IF I DON'T DO THAT WITH YOU?"

"I will kill you cunting g-ma."

"NO I LURVE HER LIKE A G-MA!"

So Pet accidently fell on Gobble's cock.

*moan*moan*moan*moan*moan*moan*mona*moan*moan*

They had a lot of sexy fun. But sably Spidy fult used and gross. So he peeled of his anus. He dun like it no moar. By doing this, he gained mind powers like Carrie from that one movie Carrie.

And he used them.

Gabby spontaneously cum-bust-ed all over the world. There was a lot bl00d both liquidy and gang-like. White people were dying every were. Spidermon relize wut he did and felled rly b4d. so he want the home.

G-ma greeted him in a black skin. She wuz scurd 4 her life so she pretend be black and wear red to be like bl00dz. She yells at petter.

"Petter, you are going to die. I always new theus wood happen. Hurry, be a black person."

But young Parker was depressed and want die because of the trama of all that happen today.

"G-MA, YOU ANNOIED ME. STFU PLZ. K THX BAI1111111"

Petter went to the room of sleep that was his and began cutting.

"IT HURT SO GEWD" he screamed like a womyn because he did.

He want outside to be killed by bl00dz butt the take 1 look him and say

"wow, you gotz reall bl00d, you are maor hardcore than we."

So all the bl00dz in the worlds killed themslefz.

"WHY DIZ ALL HAPPEN TO ME?! WHY EVERTING DIE?! G-MA HELP ME!"

But she couldn't help because she was also death due two black skin and red bl00d.

Spidermon kilad himslef like a shitty emo niggerfaggot because epicjoeman was still alive.

You see, epicjoeman is not white, nor black, nor bl00d. he is an intity of invisible matter so no one knows or understands sept Spidy, he was imaginary in reality.

The end.