Once a pig named Snowball was eating a man's dead body when Link walked past.
"Yo little pig whatcha doing?" Link said.
"He went 'arf'," replied the little snowball pig like thing. "And you?"
"Weellll... I just don't know," said Link.
"And remember kieds don doo dugs uhla uhla," said someone who doesn't have a name at this present time. "Wota done?" Hmmm not too sure about this chap. Link then decapitated this horrid fellow.
"Want a drink Snowy?"
"K," said the miniature hog. They got piss drunk. They each woke up the next morning with two T-Rexes by their sides.
"K I tink we bet lev," said Link with a morbidly huge hangover with a boner that would dastroy da moon! Link then dastroyed da moon!
"Oink oink," said Snowball sexily.
"Aw hell naw," said Link.
With a piff and a puff and an aliester duff, Link and Snowball went to Disneyland, where dreams come true.
"Link," said Snowball erotically.
"Yes, my bleeding heart?" Link replied curiously.
"Will you marry me?"
"Okay."
So they got married in Space Mountain, for those who love to dream. Which one is missing from your collection?