Tenten's Revenge: Hinata's Birthday Party
The Sequel to Rock Lee's Surprise Party!
By: happiness101 (with help from family members)
Summary: Tenten wants to take her revenge for Lee's disastrous party out on Neji… in the form of public humiliation! Takes place at Hinata's birthday party with all our favorite ninja!
Rating: K
Category: Humor
Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto or Hannah Montana.
Just a warning: This one has mild pairings. Very, very mild! Just letting you know, these are suggested: ShikaTem, NaruSaku, KibaHina, SasuIno (I guess), and LeeTen (especially LeeTen). But again, there's no fluff or anything! Just little things here and there!
Also, I'd like to dedicate this story to the people who read and/or reviewed "Rock Lee's Surprise Party!" Some of these people include the ever-awesome DeepBlueInk (HAPPY BIRTHDAY), CountryCullenist11 (Now LoveNaruto12), RikusAngel, and anyone else who read my story! I hope you like this one even more! I'd also like to thank my awesome family for the support and wonderful ideas!
The Diabolical Plan, Phase I: Blackmailing Neji
Exactly a month later…
It was two days after Christmas in Konoha, and Tenten decided to brave the frigid weather to visit the Hyuga Manor. She had still neglected to take her revenge on a certain member of the household, and it also just happened to be Hinata's birthday. She knocked on the door, and a surprised Hiashi answered it.
"Oh, good morning, Tenten! Hinata's party won't start for another eight hours! Besides, she's not home at the moment."
"I know. I came to see Neji, actually. Is he home?"
"Neji? Well, yes, but…" Hiashi was further confused at Tenten's request, since Guy was on a mission and Neji and Tenten usually seized the opportunity to be away from their teammates. "…Did you want to train with him today?"
"No, I just wanted to tell him something. May I come in?" When Hiashi nodded, Tenten stepped inside and removed her shoes.
"Neji is in his room, still brushing his hair, I presume." Hiashi gestured up the stairs, and Tenten thanked him, trying not to laugh at the memory of when she had first caught him in the middle of brushing his hair. He had started to complain about how he had lost count and if he didn't brush it two hundred times exactly, it would get frizzy for the whole day. She walked up the stairs, hoping she wouldn't have to hear that lecture again.
"…133, 134, 135…" Neji stroked his hair, time after time, completely content. Suddenly, he heard someone enter his room. Neji was quite annoyed by this, but ignored them. If it were Hinata or Hanabi, they would grab what they wanted and leave. "…158, 159, 160—" He didn't get to 161 though, because he was abruptly tackled to the floor. He was so startled he didn't have time to activate Gentle Fist. He didn't have to, though, for his attacker quickly released him.
"YES! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!" Neji sat back upright, and was shocked to see that his visitor was none other than Tenten, holding up his latest pair of Christmas socks he had been currently wearing.
"TENTEN! What the heck are you doing here?? Why did you tackle me?" Neji asked, although he already knew the answers.
"I am exacting my revenge! Remember last month, at Lee's disaster of a surprise party? You completely made a fool of me!!" Tenten grinned mischievously, flourishing his socks, "But now that I have these… I can embarrass you right back!"
Neji's eyes widened, not believing he could be so careless. He knew his reputation would take a huge blow from those socks. They were red (as usual), but Hinata had made them especially elaborate this year. She had sewn 'Neji' in gold, curly writing on them, and a Santa Claus button was sewn into them also. If you pushed its nose, it would say 'ho, ho', but Neji wasn't about to tell Tenten that.
"Wow, these are really ornate! Does Hinata always put this much effort into it?"
Suddenly, what Tenten said made Neji have a light bulb moment. Maybe Hinata is even more diabolical than I thought! I should've killed her when I had the guts! "Tenten, please don't. I'm very sorry about the party; isn't that enough?"
Okay, I won't reveal this to the world…" Neji sighed in relief at Tenten's words, "…If… you sing "Life's What You Make It"…"
Neji gasped in horror.
"…At Hinata's birthday party tonight…"
He started to hyperventilate.
"…WITH LEE!!"
Neji nearly had a heart attack, but fainted instead. Tenten smirked, conceding that her work was done. She left, on her way to the training grounds, were Lee would undoubtedly be.
For my returning readers, thank you for reading, and please review! I believe this one is better than "Rock Lee's Surprise Party!" If you are new, then also enjoy and review if you can! And I'll ask you nicely to read and review "Rock Lee's Surprise Party!" too, but you don't have to.
The song "Life's What You Make It" is by Hannah Montana, so I obviously don't own it. I'm just thinking worst possible scenario here. (Not to say that Hannah Montana is the worst singer in the world, for those of you who might be Hannah fans…)