The Death Of SpongeBob: A Spongebob Murder Mystery
Chapter One: Introductions
Inspector Tailfin was a tall, thin and attractive fish, with a shiny body compiled of green scales, and dark, narrowed eyes. When he entered the Krusty Krab, lunch was not on his mind. Storming through the doors, he looked left and right. The establishment was empty save for five people sitting at a table in the middle of the room. One was an off-blue squid with dull, expressionless eyes. The second, barely visible, was a small green plankton with only one eye. The third, a crab with a gleaming red shell, sat next to the fourth, a pink starfish with a repetitive, stupid laugh. The fifth and final, propped up in a chair, was a yellow sponge with X's for eyes. "I'm guessing that's the dead one?"
The crab nodded. "Now can we get this over with quickly? I need to open up the resteraunt again."
"Hm. I'll see what I can do. Eugene Krabs, yes?"
Another nod.
"And... Sheldon Plankton, Squidward Tentacles, Patrick Star. Then..." He looked to the yellow corpse. "Spongebob Squarepants. We won't be long here. I'll just need to ask each of you a few questions, then we'll be through. Mr. Krabs, you're up first. All of you, sit tight." Inspector Tailfin led the crab into his office.
Patrick looked at the unmoving sponge. "Can you make me a Krabby Patty? I'm starving."
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"Mr. Krabs, I'd like you to tell me everything you did earlier today."
"Am I getting paid?"
Inspector Tailfin sighed and scribbled something down on his clipboard.