Brotherhood of Evil's Lair

"Attention. My comrades." The Brain declared, his synthetic voice echoing around the hall, where all the gathered villains awaited this latest speech. "I am pleased. To say. That we have. Successfully. Captured one. Of the Teen Titans."

The villains all cheered at the prospect of one of the core Titans in their grasp.

But the question was-

"WHICH ONE?"

"Villains. Of the Brotherhood. Of Evil." The Brain drawled, Mallah, Rouge and Immortus standing by the jar-thing, as a wall behind the quartet opened, revealing a cell. "I present. Our captive."

Within this cell, tied up, gagged, helpless, was none other then the Titan, Starfire.

The alien was struggling pitifully against her bonds, mighty ropes designed to restrain her limbs in such her strength couldn't be used. Her arms were tied behind her back, the arms also tied to her torso. Her legs were also tied together by the ankles and the thighs, the rope joined both to each other and the rope around her arms, which all joined at a diamond-shape just below her chest, the bottom of this diamond from the ropes around her legs, which actually stretched in between her thighs, the sides of the diamond from the arm bonds and the top from two threads from her shoulders, in between her breasts.

Best of all, there was a ball gag in her mouth, the black strap wrapped round the lower part of her head.

In short, every villain with a Y chromosome just had their dreams come true.

The exotic, beautiful, sexy Starfire, in such a kinkily trapped position, her emerald eyes shining with fear, completely helpless.

The uproar was absolutely tremendous, all the males practically jumping for joy, shrieking with delight, the females looking very annoyed with their comrades antics.

Control Freak was struggling to plug up a monstrous nosebleed, Red X was cheering like no other, the males of the Hive Five were high-fiving each other in triumph, Dr Light was drooling, Plasmus, Cinderblock and Overload discussing with each other cheerfully, Ding Dong Daddy was going "YEE-HA!"

In short, every male was thrilled.

Oh, greatest joys!

"Methinks zat ze villains are pleased." Mallah stated, the other two nodding in agreement, as the Brain watched this in amusement, before turning to face the whimpering alien.

"You see. Starfire. Your fate. Lies in our hands. We may do to you. Whatever. We please."

Starfire whimpered again, as the male villains started shouting:

Control Freak: "OMG! I gotta get a picture of this!"

Johnny Rancid: "Sick! This is totally awesome!"

Mammoth: "This is the best day of my life!"

Red X: "I love the Brotherhood!"

Punk Rocker: "SWEET!"

Billy Numerous: "This be the greatest thing ever!"

Hell, even Overload: "I will shock her world!"

Rouge snorted in disgust. "Filthy males. I vould think sat zat ze girl deserves better zen zis pathetic bunch."

Starfire nodded in panicked agreement.

One of the villains, Punk Rocker heard this and instantly shouted in retaliation: "Shut up, Frenchie! That girl needs a real man like me!"

Rouge punched him unconscious: "Uncouth bastard."

The other villains, the female ones, were also shouting, though this was in anger at such disregard to a member of their gender:

"Shut up, you perverts! You all make me sick!"

"Geez, no wonder she fights you lot!"

"Dumb-asses!"

The males were about to retort, when the Brain interrupted all of them:

"Fools. She is merely. Bait. For the other Titans."

Every male groaned in unhappiness.

Control Freak: "C'mon! At least let me take her on a date or something!"

Red X: "A babe like that needs a real man! Like me!"

See-More: "At least lemme use my X-ray vision!"

Everyone else: "X-RAY VISION? GIVE IT HERE!"

The villains were instantly upon See-More, trying to get his helmet. The Cyclops was only saved by Kyd Wykkyd teleporting him to safety.

The quartet watched the bitching villains with annoyance.

"Idiots." Mallah grunted. "It does not take X-ray vision to know she's got one fine-ass body."

Brain stared at Mallah. "Monsieur Mallah. I did not know. You had it. In you."

"Screw those damn comics!" Mallah snapped. "I want this hot piece of alien ass in my room NOW!"

Starfire whimpered and renewed her struggling.

"What, so the monkey gets all the fun?" Johnny Rancid bitched. "That's freaking bestiality, man! Not cool!"

"Screw you all, I'll just teleport in there and have her right here, right now!" Red X shouted, but he was promptly eaten by Plasmus before he could teleport. The giant sludge spat out the thief, then said something in his gooey speak, which Overload translated:

"Plasmus says that Plasmus will show hot chick about tentacle sex." The electric fiend stated, before continuing "But Overload can zap her into orgasm right now! Watch!"

Starfire let out a muffled shriek as Overload approached, but the mass of energy was forced back by Cinderblock. Private H.I.V.E then yelled:

"I can have that babe moaning for me in seconds, sir!"

"Yeah, seconds! That's how long you'd last, you pussy!" Red X sneered. Private H.I.V.E punched him in the face.

"At least I'm not a Robin rip-off, you douche!"

"Who needs technology?" Gizmo shouted, before pointing as his pants. "I got the biology to have her screaming for more!"

"Yeah, more time, because y'all wouldn't last in her for a millisecond!" Billy Numerous taunted. "Me, I can make her airtight in the best way!"

Kyd Wykkyd signed something. No-one understood him, except Starfire, who perked up in relief.

Cardiac was waving his tentacles around, a clear sign of what he would do if he could.

Atlas was shouting: "Atlas will have that hot piece of flesh begging for him!"

Katarou retorted: "Stupid robot! What would you do? Show her wires? I shall have her for myself, for I am a true warrior!"

"A lame one! You don't even have powers!"

The male villains started arguing again, as the females shook their heads in disgust.

Brain sighed, before speaking to Starfire: "Perhaps I should. Have captured. Raven. First. You are too. Sexy. For your own. Good."

The alien glared at him, before shouting something at him. No-one understood what she said because the ball gag muffled her, but they assumed it was swear words.

Rouge sniggered: "I believe she just owned you, Brain."

"Shut up."

Author's Notes: Oh No's! Poor Starfire has been captured by the villains! And they're all freaking perverts!

If you wanna know how Starfire is tied up, type "Starfire" into Deviant-Art. Look around until you see one titled: "Starfire Stifled." That's how she's currently gagged.

Kyd Wykkyd has the best chance with her. He signed: "She is a respected lady. We must treat her with respect and listen to what she wants."

Good ol' Kyd Wykkyd, not being a pervert :D

Anyway, send in reviews! You can also request what you wanna see next chapter. Perhaps Red X stealing the X-ray vision, or even freaking Ternion trying to turn Star on. XD