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Artemis Fowl was not normal. Never was, never is and never will be. The fact he is a super-prodigy and that he once came into contact with fairies made his life even more abnormal.

That was when he remembered.

Now that all those memories were torn to shreds, his life changed from being really, really abnormal, to just abnormal. But he knew that was going to change. As he plotted his latest scheme, he eyes sub-consciously strayed towards the small iris-cam, placed in an exquisite glass box. It seems so familiar, yet I certainly don't remember seeing it before, thought Artemis.

He had always pondered over this statement, trying to discover where it came from, and how it got into his eyes, for that matter, ever since Butler's friend in Limerick claimed that he was unable to identify the lens. Artemis knew that his life was going to change; his spine told him so.

That feeling, it can never be wrong.

Mulch Diggums, on the other hand, had just been released from the prison for three days before he went back to his thieving ways.

He counted himself lucky that he wasn't in Howler's Peak (he wouldn't survive a day there), but what he was surprised at, was not his luck at not being locked up in Howler's Peak, but the judge reviewing his case and letting him go after a month. A short month! He expected a hundred-times more punishment than it, but, as he said to himself on the day he was released, he had what he called, "Thief's Luck".

It did not take long for him to figure out that Artemis had probably messed up his records, and that he was indebted to Artemis. He clenched the medallion hanging from his neck.

Together, we will be unstoppable.

He will remember the phrase from Artemis' note for the rest of his life, which is marred by constantly going in and out of jail, and occasionally breaking out. And as Mulch made his way to the surface, he decided that being able to take a few things along with him without the owner's permission was just an added bonus.

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