(Epic music starts to play)
(Warner Bros Pictures, Warner Animation Group, Fresh TV Studios, Cartoon Network Studios and Teletoon Studios logos)
Narrator: From the creators of Total Drama and 6teen.
(Fades in to the Island of the TV show at the beginning of the movie)
Narrator: A TV show that you may remember or not...
(Cuts to a montage of cameras coming out in various places in the forest)
Narrator: ...is coming to the big screen.
(Cuts to the premiere of the movie where a limo arrives, cameras flash all over the place and the lightning barely reveals the back of Gwen's body in her dress for the event)
Narrator: For the big finale.
(Cuts to a scene where the contestants are getting ready for random challenges, barely showing their heads)
Narrator: With drama and...
(Epic music becomes more loud and onimous)
Narrator: Reality TV
Gwen: Wait what?
(Music stops and record scratch)
(Gwen peels the screen off to reveal herself)
Gwen: A Reality TV movie? That's the stupidest idea i have heard.
(Noah shows up)
Noah: Yeah, what are they gonna do, censor us to death in 90 minutes?
(A naked Owen shows up) (The naked part is censored)
Owen: I think this is gonna be awesome, i've always wanted to be in a movie! Woo Hoo!
(Gwen is shocked to see Owen naked, but not Noah)
Noah (To Gwen): I want to be shocked at this too, but after all of these years on TV, i'm getting used to see things au naturel like this.
(Cuts to a new panel where it shows Noah's pants with a black censored rectangle)
Gwen: And your fly is open.
(Noah looks down)
Noah: Ah!
(Closes zipper)
(Cuts back to trailer screen)
Narrator: Total Drama: The Movie
(Cuts to Chris McClean)
Chris McClean: When there's more drama, there's more pain, (To the crowd) am i right?
(Random guy in the theater gets up)
Random guy: Get lost, psychotic liar!
(Throws a salmon at Chris)
Chris: Ow! (Catches the salmon) Everyone being the critic. (Looks at the salmon) And that's new.
(Bear growls offscreen) (Chris turns to the right)
Chris: (Screams)
(He runs from a bear and still holds the salmon in his hand)
(Cuts to trailer screen)
Narrator: Coming Soon to theaters worldwide.
Lindsay: Wow, i've never seen that many people behind the TV before.
Duncan: This is a movie theater, you know, the big screen.
Lindsay: Oh, if that's the big screen, does that mean that someone is allowed to change the channel with a giant remote during the movie?
(Duncan facepalms)
(Cuts to trailer screen)
Narrator: This Fall.
