(Epic music starts to play)

(Warner Bros Pictures, Warner Animation Group, Fresh TV Studios, Cartoon Network Studios and Teletoon Studios logos)

Narrator: From the creators of Total Drama and 6teen.

(Fades in to the Island of the TV show at the beginning of the movie)

Narrator: A TV show that you may remember or not...

(Cuts to a montage of cameras coming out in various places in the forest)

Narrator: ...is coming to the big screen.

(Cuts to the premiere of the movie where a limo arrives, cameras flash all over the place and the lightning barely reveals the back of Gwen's body in her dress for the event)

Narrator: For the big finale.

(Cuts to a scene where the contestants are getting ready for random challenges, barely showing their heads)

Narrator: With drama and...

(Epic music becomes more loud and onimous)

Narrator: Reality TV

Gwen: Wait what?

(Music stops and record scratch)

(Gwen peels the screen off to reveal herself)

Gwen: A Reality TV movie? That's the stupidest idea i have heard.

(Noah shows up)

Noah: Yeah, what are they gonna do, censor us to death in 90 minutes?

(A naked Owen shows up) (The naked part is censored)

Owen: I think this is gonna be awesome, i've always wanted to be in a movie! Woo Hoo!

(Gwen is shocked to see Owen naked, but not Noah)

Noah (To Gwen): I want to be shocked at this too, but after all of these years on TV, i'm getting used to see things au naturel like this.

(Cuts to a new panel where it shows Noah's pants with a black censored rectangle)

Gwen: And your fly is open.

(Noah looks down)

Noah: Ah!

(Closes zipper)

(Cuts back to trailer screen)

Narrator: Total Drama: The Movie

(Cuts to Chris McClean)

Chris McClean: When there's more drama, there's more pain, (To the crowd) am i right?

(Random guy in the theater gets up)

Random guy: Get lost, psychotic liar!

(Throws a salmon at Chris)

Chris: Ow! (Catches the salmon) Everyone being the critic. (Looks at the salmon) And that's new.

(Bear growls offscreen) (Chris turns to the right)

Chris: (Screams)

(He runs from a bear and still holds the salmon in his hand)

(Cuts to trailer screen)

Narrator: Coming Soon to theaters worldwide.

Lindsay: Wow, i've never seen that many people behind the TV before.

Duncan: This is a movie theater, you know, the big screen.

Lindsay: Oh, if that's the big screen, does that mean that someone is allowed to change the channel with a giant remote during the movie?

(Duncan facepalms)

(Cuts to trailer screen)

Narrator: This Fall.