Disclaimer
None of the Saiyuki characters are mine, but Bunny and Kyô do come out of my filthy mind.
This is a huge raving, probably totally out of characters but who cares ... ^_^
Once upon a time, four... no, five shapes were turning to the West, silhouetted against a great cliff on the sunset. One fo them was tall, with a haughty (though not totally indifferent) look, and his hair colour could have rivaled with the splendid sunbeams. He was wearing a high monk suit and carried a small gun. I think you recognized now the great, the splendid...
- Sanzô !
A small kid with his hair in a mess, a big redhead guy with cockroach antennas, a good-looking brown haired smiling young man and a small white dragon were standing behind the poisonous beauty. He turned to them with the faintest of smiles (did he let it escape or was it the sun in his eyes ?).
Sanzô : Let's not waste any time. We can watch this as many times as we want as long as we're alive.
They all turn to the road in the heartwarming golden light, ready to go on with their wonderful adventures but then ... Sanzô turns to the screen that has been following them for a long time now and waits for something. Screams, outbursts of joy, tears, anything. But nothing happens. Puzzled, he turns to his companions.
Sanzô : Did I not speak loud enough ?
All the others go « uh ? ». A small vein comes out of his temple and he bellows :
- Where the hell are the two nut-heads stalking me behind their screen ?
Hakkai : Sanzô's been stalked by ladies ?
Goku : Are they edible ?
Gôjyô : Baaaka, you devour them !
Sanzô : Would you please shut up !
Hakkai : « Please » ?
Gôjyô : Jeez !
Goku : Are you alright, Sanzô ?
Sanzô, through clenched teeth : These two drooling and cackling jerks have buzzed off before I could get them my smacker in the face !!
Suddenly a screen appears before them, dancing around the group like mad.
Gokû : Hum, doesn't look appetizing ...
Gôjyô : Hey ! How long's this thing been watching us ?
Hakkai : It looks like some sort of door, though ...
Gokû : Ne, ne, shall we get through it ?
Sanzô : Just shut up, stup ...
Hakkai : Ah ! Gokû, wait, it coud be ...
Even before any of them could stop him, Gokû has thrown himself enthusiastically through the screen. Then everything goes in a rush : Hakkai catches Gokû's ankle, Hakuryû follows Hakkai in a little distress scream, Gôjyô clutches to the dragon's tail and they all get engulfed in the stream behind the monkey. Sanzô finds himself alone and disconcerted in front of what just made his crazy gang disappear in a matter of seconds.
- What the ... ?! Che, stupid bloody lil' monkey ...
Nothing happens.
- I really was wondering if anything in this world could shut their gobs...
Sanzô holds on to his gun and smacker.
- You really aren't coming back until I come to beat you up, uh ?
He gets the top of his monk robe off and plunges into the screen. Thousands of colours are spiraling around him, melting with him. He feels like he falling asleep and then he hits the barrier of Imagination, entering the Real World like a dream dust.