Spork:Hiya
Orochimaru:sings lowlylets get it on like they do on the discovery channel
Spork:smacks the back of Orochimaru's headNO PERVERTED SONGS!
Orochimaru:But you know you love me baby
Spork:ignores OrochimaruI don't own Naruto or the whole Akatsuki would be alive and Gaara, Yugito, and Naruto would be members and there would be LOTS of yaoi.
Legend
"talking"
"thinking/singing"
"Dark Zetsu"
The Akatsuki was surrounded. It was as simple as that. Every one of their enemies stood around their circle of ten. "Well I never thought we would end like this" said Pein chuckling dryly. The others found it in their cold black hearts to smile or at least smirk. "I always thought that we would be slowly picked off...one by one"said Konan sighing.
"Akatsuki will you surrender?" asked the Hokage. Sasuke smirking evilly, now he would get to avenge his clan by killing his brother.
Surprisingly Deidara was the one to speak up for them. "No ,un! Why should we cower like weak minded fools" yelled the blond clenching his fists. "We are shinobi we will not go down without a fight". Hidan swung his three bladed scythe on his shoulder and said "good speech blond." Zetsu smirked and chuckled darkly "hai...we had best follow it through" said the man eating plant slowly sinking into the ground. Sasori leaned on the blond of the group and pulled out a scroll. "you had bet we will". Tobi undid the ties on his mask and threw it on the ground. His one eye narrowed into a smile."No more hiding under a mask" said Tobi slowly activating the sharigan with Itachi following his lead."hn" even before his death the stony Uchiha would give his traditional response. Kakuzu removed his mask too and chimed in " Together we stand.". Kisame got the blood thirsty smirk that he was known for and added "Together we fall"
Everyone of the shinobi surrounding them was watching for a sign of attack but it only seemed like they were talking. Temari scowled darkly it would do her good to get rid of these inu that had hurt her brother.
"Lets give these people something to remember us by" said Pein activating the rinnegan. Tobi smirked and pulled out a kunai. "The king and his men stole
the queen from her bed
they bound her in her bones
the seas be ours and
by the powers
where we go we roam"sung Tobi lowly even though everyone present would hear it. Hidan picked up on the song
"yo ho haul together
hoist the colors high"
Every member of the Akatsuki picked up the song now and used it as a battle song
"heave ho thieves and beggars
never shall we die"
On that day the Akatsuki was brutally slaughtered but not before leaving the own special song behind to put fear in the hearts on some and to push others to work towards their own dreams. A simple song...Or maybe not.
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Translations
Shinobi:if you don't know this i pity you fool
Inu:yes i know this means dog but it also means informer collaborator
Spork:Well how did you like it?
Orochimaru:It sucked
Spork:BITE ME!
Orochimaru:If you insist
Spork:bashes in Orochimaru's skullstupid pervert...Anyway please read and review all flames will be used to torture sasuke(doesn't even deserve to be capitalized)