Ways to annoy roronoa Zoro.
I have my brother to thank for all of these. YES MAX! YOU! NOW LEAVE MY ROOM! Aahh. Finally.
My caps lock writing is meh SHOUTING AT MAX! STOP SAYING WHAT I'M TYPING!
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1 Stand next to him all day and just shout "COH COH!" (MAX! PISS OFF!)
2 Spin around in circles and stop at random intervals to say perfectly reasonably, "I like pizza." (I swear that he is not related to me- MAX PISS OFF! AND PICK UP MY PAWPAW!)
3 Hide under his bed and make sure that when he's just fallen asleep, you jump up and say very loudly "WATCHA DOOOOIN?"
4 Once he thinks that you have established civilised conversation, everytime he talks say either "possibly" or "mebbe" with no emotion at all
5 Laugh when he tries to talk. In fact just plain, laugh. All the time. (MAX YOUR GONNA BREAK MY EARDRUMS!)
6 Steal his swords and give them to Sanji to cut butter with. Then give him rubber swords. And hide.
7 Jump on his stomach when he's sleeping and sit there until he laughs and then tease him about it later.
8 Hide the grog. That'll do it.
9 Jump on his bed (hammock, back, head, whatever) and constantly shout like a lunatic "watza grog? Watza grog?" (LITTLE MAN! GET OFFA MY BED! NOW!)
10 An oldie but a goodie. Put a smiley on the front of his bandana. (bunnies work too, or flowers, or lovehearts)
11 Poke him constantly (BROTHER! I NEED TO TYPE!)
12Cut off his nose. I don't know why. (says in creepy lunatic voice) I just think it'll be fuuuuun.
13 Pull on his ckeeks and say like a grandma from Jamaica "I lika deh chubbeh cheekths!" (QUIT POKING MEEH!)
14 Turn his face into putty. Somehow…
15 Say something strange and not understandable and then when he asks what the hell? You say in a lunatic asylum voice "you'll see! You'll all see!" and point.
16 Eat sugary things like m&ms and snickers bars with cutlery. (if you've seen Seinfeld, you'll know what I mean) he will get annoyed. Slowly but surely.
17 Fall asleep on him. When he is asleep, fall asleep on his stomach. MWA HA HA!
18 Tell him obvious things and say "did you know that?" (Izzy! Did you know that QUESTION MARK!)
19 Stare at him and follow him around. Think up your own little responses to that one. He he he…
20 Make sure that if he tries to seek revenge, he'll pay. Something to with feathers and honey, I think will suffice.
21 Dress up like Kuina and shout at him for leaving her all alone and then laugh like hell.
22 Be super sneaky and walk up behind him in complete silence, then shout something random in his ear. May I suggest, "I MUST HAVE MY HANGING!" "MAKE THE CHICKENS BEHAVE!" or something along the lines of "I'M FEELING A MIGHT PECKISH!"
23 Be a Zoro fangirl for a day. An overly-obsessive, clingy, loudmouthed one.
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And that is all I can think of right now without- MAX! GIMME MAH PILLOW BACK!
My pillow is not back. Yet.
And you wanna know what Max's very intelligent response was?
"Make me! And then gimme ice cream! And I might think about not giving it to you!"
My brother is strange.
He shouted at me a while ago when we were getting on the bus
"PANTZ! OH MAN! I ATE MY UNDER PANTZ! OH MAN! I ATE MY UNDER PANTZ!"
And he continued getting a note higher and higher everytime he sung/shouted it.
Those were my only original ones I could think of. I didn't want to steal. Naughty stealers.
My brother made an appearance in this, sorry if you don't like him. I like him. We annoy my dad… laughs evilly
R&R
x tang