Lazy Bertram
By Yoshizilla-Fan
Bertram was sitting inside the penthouse screening room, watching TV while eating a bacon wrapped donut.
"Hey Bertram, I'm going to take the kids out, watch the penthouse while I'm gone." Jessie stated, coming into the room.
"Be sure to leave them there while you're at it." Bertram responded.
Jessie grabbed Bertram's donut and threw it across the room.
"Hey! I was still eating that! Now it's too far for me to reach!" Bertram remarked, being too lazy to get up off the seat.
"That was for not paying attention to me. It's bad enough I can't land an acting career." Jessie remarked.
"You and me both, sister." Bertram remarked. "Hey, can you get me another bacon wrapped donut? I'd get one myself but it's too far." Bertram muttered.
"Bye Bertram." Jessie walked out the room while Bertram groaned.
"Oh who needs her. At least I can still watch my favorite show, Desperate Butlers."
Bertram changed the channel, shocked to see that Desperate Butlers has been cancelled due to it being a parody of another TV show, with Bertram crying like the Cowardly Lion from The Wizard of Oz, who at least had the courage to not be lazy or a butler.