A/N: Another old fic raised from the grave. Be nice. Laugh a little.

"Pizzas here!"

Mickey ran into the room yelling, "PIZZA!" He quickly grabbed a slice and was about to eat it when he heard something.

"Mikey..."

He looked around him. His brothers were busily eating their pizza so there was no possible way they could have said it. He shrugged and went to take that first bite of heaven when the voice sounded again.

"Mikey..."

He froze before he could take a bite from the delicious pizza. This time he looked at it. He laughed as he noticed the pepperonis looked like eyes and the way the cheese laid on the bread could be mistaken for a mouth. He, again, went to take a bite.

"Mikey..."

This time Mikey saw who spoke. He shook his head. It was the slice of warm pizza he was holding! 'It cant be!' He thought, 'Pizza cant talk!'

"Mikey, please dont eat me..."

"No!" Mikey said, firmly, "You are a slice of warm gooey pizza! Pizza cant talk!"

"Oh, but we can, Mikey, and we dont like it when you eat us..."

"No!" Mikey said, Dont talk to me!

"But Mikey..."

"Shut up!" Mikey yelled. He couldnt believe what he was doing. He was talking to a slice of pizza! This cant be real!

"If you continue to eat us we will have to use force, Mikey... We will not tolerate this anymore..."

"Yeah, well, what are you going to do about it?"

"We will ATTACK!"

All of a sudden, the pizza he was holding, bit his hand. Mikey quickly dropped it to the ground and watched fearfully as it grew to five times its size!

"I wonder how you like it when you are the one eaten!"

Mikey stepped back away from the pizza and began running. He could hear the pizza following him coming closer every second. No matter how fast Mikey tried to run, the pizza was always right behind him.

"You cant run forever little treat!"

"Stay away from me!" Mikey yelled. He continued to run, but soon he grew tired and fell to the ground.

"I've got you now!"

Mikey looked behind him as he tried to get up. The pizza was already on top of him. As it lowered to bite him, Mikey yelled.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Mikey! Mikey wake up!"

Mikey snapped awake and saw Leonardo standing above him.

"Are you alright?" Leo asked.

"It- it was a dream?" Mikey said, shakily.

"Yeah," Leo said, "Donny ordered pizza. You want some?"

"Pizza?" Mikey said, "I don't know..."

"Are you sure you're alright?" Leo asked as the aroma of delicious pizza reached Mikey's nose. He closed his eyes and let the smell overcome him.

"Must... have... PIZZA!" Mikey said and raced out of his room. He quickly grabbed a slice of pizza, but hesitated. "You are the pizza and I am your master." Mikey told the pizza, "I am in control and you will be eaten!"

His brothers stared at him bewildered as Mikey ate the pizza in one mouthful.

A/N: And now it's over. Reviews, please?