One crisp autumn morning, I awoke to a huge ruckus coming from the kitchen. I got up to go see what it was, thinking that it was a burglar that broke in. It was still about 3:00 in the morning, so I grabbed my flashlight to see. I make my way into the kitchen, and it goes dead silent. I move the beam of light around the room, it illuminates a flash of pink and blue. I shift the light back over to the source of the color, only to see a certain flame headed dragon slayer and his flying companion munching on my chocolate cake and other food items. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?!" I screamed full of rage. He turned around food practically falling out of his mouth as he mumbled,"Oh! Good morning lucy!" I was about ready to strangle him when I walked forwards and slipped in a puddle of ketchup and fell on my butt. It was only then did I realize that i was in a pair of white really short shorts, a pretty revealing tank top, and on the floor in a puddle of RED ketchup, with natsu and happy staring at me. 'boy this situation could be misread quickly' I thought. Then I snapped back into reality and found myself blushing furiously and stood up, ignoring the ketchup. "WHY ARE YOU TWO IDIOTS-" "Wait! Let me explain!" Natsu cut me off. "You'd better have a damn good explanation for this!" I said still steaming."Trust me, I do." "You see, about a week ago my landlord kicked me out of my apartment because I couldn't pay rent and I had to leave all of my stuff behind at my apartment and i've been sleeping on the streets and occasionally at the guild. I dont know where else to go and I can't remember the last time I ate. We haven't been making any money on missions and i'm housebroken. then finally I couldn't stand the hunger any more, so I broke in here and kinda….ate all of your food…...ya, sorry about that…." He spat the information at me so fast I didn't know what to do or say. "Well why didnt you say anything?! I totally would have helped you!" I exclaimed. "Well, i'm not exactly one for charity." He rubbed the back of his head and gave me a big toothy grin, chuckling. 'this big idiot! I can believe hes been house broken this whole time!I didn't even notice!' I thought to myself. "Trust me, I tried to tell him to get help but he wouldn't listen. He said it would make him look pathetic, so i didn't say anything." Happy said. "Oh, and by the way, when are you going to change out of those clothes?" I looked down and suddenly realized that i'm a walking mess. My hair looks like a tornado went through it, my WHITE(really short) shorts are stained red from the ketchup, a piece of the glass on the floor cut one of my tank top sleeves,(keep in mind, it was all ready revealing before it was cut) and there was food speared everywhere!OMG!NATSU IS RIGHT HERE STARING AT ME! 'Wait, why am I so concerned about how Natsu sees me?'I find myself turning 50 shades of red as I dash straight to the bathroom."NATSU, YOU HAD BETTER CLEAN THAT MESS UP BEFORE I GET BACK!"
LATER….
I walked back into the kitchen, after spending a LONG time in the bathroom tidying myself up. I looked up, and my jaw nearly unhinged and dropped to the floor. NATSU WAS WEARING AN APRON, GLOVES, AND ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES SCRUBBING THE FLOOR! "Oh hey luce, see? i'm doing what you told me to do!" he laughed a bit then went back to working. 'Since when are you the cleaning type?' I just kinda stood there and stared at him for a moment and dazed off. I suddenly noticed both of us were blishing from this slightly awkward situation. "Oh,um…..yeah, thanks….I guess…."