Kitty: Heyo readers, guess what, this story was actually written by one of my best friends, Renée, so worship her, not I, for I did not create this masterpiece.
Disclaimer: *Renée does not own Yugioh*
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Yugioh Gone WILD!
Chapter 1: Yugioh Gone WILD!
After coming home from a boring day at school, Yuugi walks into his room, sets down his backpack, and gets out his guitar. Playing it always seemed to make him feel better.
"Ooga booga boo!" yelled Grandpa as he popped out at Yuugi, scaring the crap out of him I might add.
"You perverted fricker!" Yuugi yelled back as he hit Grandpa with his backpack. Grandpa flew out the window, and well... died.
"Yes!" Yami said as he *wiggled out of the puzzle. "Go my short man, revenge is ours!" Yuugi just stares at him while Yami begins doing one of those weird Egyptian dances... again.
"Well," began Yuugi, "Now that we're escaped convicts or whatever, we should probably go stay somewhere else." Both gather the essential items, you know. The guitar, Yugioh Cards, and all those dirty little magazines under the bed. You know, the ones Grandpa never knew about.
"Okay, Yami, get in the puzzle." Yuugi says as they walk out the door. "Yami...?" Yuugi looks over to see Yami standing by Grandpa's body. "Yami? What in the hell are you doing?"
Suddenly Yami begins kicking and jumping on Grandpa's body, yelling random thoughts like, "This is what you get you lazy son of a -----!", "Serves you right for making me keep my puzzle clean!", "I never have to eat your smelly 'ol pork again!", and "Oh! What now?! Who's your Pharaoh, Baby?!".
Yuugi just sighs as he walks over to the happily dancing Pharaoh. "I always gotta do everything myself...," he mumbles as he picks up Yami.
"Yuugi!" yami yells as he struggles to get free, "What the hell?! Who in the name of the Pharaoh do you think you are?! Put me down, Shrimp Bait!"
"Shut up, ya friggin' pharaoh!" Yuugi yell as he stuffs Yami back into the puzzle. "My work here is done," he says prouldly as he brushes himself off.
After walking a few blocks, Yuugi spots Ryou and Bakura's house. He runs up to the door and begins banging loudly.
Ryou answers the door, rubbing his eyes and yawning. "Yuugi? What are you doing here?" he asks in that oh-so-cute British accent of his.
"Well...," Yuugi starts, "Yami and I accidentally, on purpose, flung Grandpa out a window, killing him, then Yami jumped on him. Now we're running away and we're hoping, maybe, if it's not too much trouble... could we stay with you? Please?"
"What do you mean, 'we'?" Ryou asks looking quite confused. "NO! I am not gonna let that friggin' pharaoh phony in my friggin' house!"
"C'mon!" Yuugi begged. "I'll bribe you."
"With what?"
"Tacos?..."
"Mmm..."
"And bread?"
"Ugh," Ryou sighed, "Bribed by my own kind. Go figure."
Ryou and Yuugi walk in the house just as Bakura angrily slams the back door and stomps into the living-room. He spots Yuugi and begins yelling. "Wha? What in the name of RA is that kid and his freak friend doing in my house?!"
Yami comes out of the puzzle and begins yelling back. "Who you callin' a freak, yo?!"
Both keep yelling at each other until they double over laughing while Ryou and Yuugi just watch. "Hey Yuugi! Your yami just bit my yami!"
"Well your yami is trying to eat my yami's hair!"
"Ha ha ha! You'll never break through my ultra super-hard hair gel! Ha ha!" Yami laughs evilly while Bakura chomps on his hair. After a while they just start growling at each other and making perverted sounds.
"C'mon, Yuugi, let's go," Ryou says as he grabs Yuugi's shoulder. They both start walking away.
"H-hold it right there," says Yami as he trys to walk straight, but falls on the ground. "Ima gonna... oh never mind."
"Hey! D-don't forget me..." says Bakura as he falls on top of Yami.
"Yami, have you been drinking again?" asks Yuugi. "What have I told you about that?"
"Oh, my poor Bakura! He's had one too many!"
Yami rolls over and looks into Bakura's eyes. "Hello there, Lovely. Why are you on top of me, Darlin'?"
"I love you too!" says Bakura as he and Yami begin kissing.
"Nooo! I'm being cheated on by one of my best friend's yamis!" yells Yuugi as he begins running around like a maniac; while Ryou just stands there yelling at the yamis.
TBC...
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Please review! All reviews will be printed out for my Renée to read!
Disclaimer: *Renée does not own Yugioh*
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Yugioh Gone WILD!
Chapter 1: Yugioh Gone WILD!
After coming home from a boring day at school, Yuugi walks into his room, sets down his backpack, and gets out his guitar. Playing it always seemed to make him feel better.
"Ooga booga boo!" yelled Grandpa as he popped out at Yuugi, scaring the crap out of him I might add.
"You perverted fricker!" Yuugi yelled back as he hit Grandpa with his backpack. Grandpa flew out the window, and well... died.
"Yes!" Yami said as he *wiggled out of the puzzle. "Go my short man, revenge is ours!" Yuugi just stares at him while Yami begins doing one of those weird Egyptian dances... again.
"Well," began Yuugi, "Now that we're escaped convicts or whatever, we should probably go stay somewhere else." Both gather the essential items, you know. The guitar, Yugioh Cards, and all those dirty little magazines under the bed. You know, the ones Grandpa never knew about.
"Okay, Yami, get in the puzzle." Yuugi says as they walk out the door. "Yami...?" Yuugi looks over to see Yami standing by Grandpa's body. "Yami? What in the hell are you doing?"
Suddenly Yami begins kicking and jumping on Grandpa's body, yelling random thoughts like, "This is what you get you lazy son of a -----!", "Serves you right for making me keep my puzzle clean!", "I never have to eat your smelly 'ol pork again!", and "Oh! What now?! Who's your Pharaoh, Baby?!".
Yuugi just sighs as he walks over to the happily dancing Pharaoh. "I always gotta do everything myself...," he mumbles as he picks up Yami.
"Yuugi!" yami yells as he struggles to get free, "What the hell?! Who in the name of the Pharaoh do you think you are?! Put me down, Shrimp Bait!"
"Shut up, ya friggin' pharaoh!" Yuugi yell as he stuffs Yami back into the puzzle. "My work here is done," he says prouldly as he brushes himself off.
After walking a few blocks, Yuugi spots Ryou and Bakura's house. He runs up to the door and begins banging loudly.
Ryou answers the door, rubbing his eyes and yawning. "Yuugi? What are you doing here?" he asks in that oh-so-cute British accent of his.
"Well...," Yuugi starts, "Yami and I accidentally, on purpose, flung Grandpa out a window, killing him, then Yami jumped on him. Now we're running away and we're hoping, maybe, if it's not too much trouble... could we stay with you? Please?"
"What do you mean, 'we'?" Ryou asks looking quite confused. "NO! I am not gonna let that friggin' pharaoh phony in my friggin' house!"
"C'mon!" Yuugi begged. "I'll bribe you."
"With what?"
"Tacos?..."
"Mmm..."
"And bread?"
"Ugh," Ryou sighed, "Bribed by my own kind. Go figure."
Ryou and Yuugi walk in the house just as Bakura angrily slams the back door and stomps into the living-room. He spots Yuugi and begins yelling. "Wha? What in the name of RA is that kid and his freak friend doing in my house?!"
Yami comes out of the puzzle and begins yelling back. "Who you callin' a freak, yo?!"
Both keep yelling at each other until they double over laughing while Ryou and Yuugi just watch. "Hey Yuugi! Your yami just bit my yami!"
"Well your yami is trying to eat my yami's hair!"
"Ha ha ha! You'll never break through my ultra super-hard hair gel! Ha ha!" Yami laughs evilly while Bakura chomps on his hair. After a while they just start growling at each other and making perverted sounds.
"C'mon, Yuugi, let's go," Ryou says as he grabs Yuugi's shoulder. They both start walking away.
"H-hold it right there," says Yami as he trys to walk straight, but falls on the ground. "Ima gonna... oh never mind."
"Hey! D-don't forget me..." says Bakura as he falls on top of Yami.
"Yami, have you been drinking again?" asks Yuugi. "What have I told you about that?"
"Oh, my poor Bakura! He's had one too many!"
Yami rolls over and looks into Bakura's eyes. "Hello there, Lovely. Why are you on top of me, Darlin'?"
"I love you too!" says Bakura as he and Yami begin kissing.
"Nooo! I'm being cheated on by one of my best friend's yamis!" yells Yuugi as he begins running around like a maniac; while Ryou just stands there yelling at the yamis.
TBC...
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Please review! All reviews will be printed out for my Renée to read!