Cute Little Puppy All Alone.
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It has been raining in folk, La Pula (sorry I don't remember the name of the town the guys leaved).
Jacob was cursed by a witch name Bella. (AN: I always thing of her as a witch/bitch it suits her don't you agreed all you Bella haters)
Bella turn Jacob into a chick. Now he/she is standing at the beach with his/her trouser too big now. He has a chick's figure. His jet-black hair is now long and silk. His masculine chest is now full of a two large breasts. (NA: think Pamela Anderson, HEHEHEHEHE). So he/she cupped one of her breast and moaned quietly. She was so focused on herself that she didn't even smell the leech behind her. But then she did and turned to look over his shoulder and locked eyes with none other than Edward Cullen.
Jacob gasped and wrapped her arms around her large breast. She hissed at Edward like a cute annoyed kitty. (AN: hehehehehe!)
"What the fuck are you doing here leech!" barked Jacob in his new sexy female voice.
Edward just stared at him and realized that he was just turned on by the sight in front of him and he let out a sexy growl.
'Ewww! There is no way that leech he is checking me out' Jacob thought.
This brings back Edward to reality and he cleared his throat and smiled at Jacob.
"Isn't this ma luck day." Said Edward cocky. At the same time as, advance predatory at Jacob. While; licking his lips stared hungrily at Jacob. Jacob saw this and tried to make a run for it but, Edward was faster. He wrapped his arms around Jacob's slim waist and whispered softly on his/her ear "cute little puppy all alone" and bites her ear gently.
Jacob's arms were around her chest trying to cover herself as her warm naked body pressed against Edward's cold hard chest.
"Please, leech…I mean Edward let me go" said Jacob angrily. Trying to push to push Edward's cold arms away form her warm wet body.
"Kiss me and I will let you go, my cute little puppy" replied Edward.
"Over your already dead body, leech now let her/him go" come a cold voice of Sam glaring at him.
Both Edward and Jacob looked up at Sam.
The end.