The Breakfast Club Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or The Breakfast Club, no money is being made from this story.

Dedicated to Mayde Keese, we miss you! Drunk driving kills the innocent.

A/N- In order for this to work Sirius must still be alive. So please pretend that he isn't deceased and that the ministry has finally figured out that he's not a murderer. Also, this takes place in Harry and Draco's 7th year, making Ginny in 6th. One last thing, I know that some of these characterizations are off, but oh well cry me a river!

Prolouge Dear Professor Snape,
We understand that we had to sacrifice an entire Saturday in detention for whatever we had done. But we think it's crazy that you made us write an essay about who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us. The Brain, The Jock, The Princess, The Basket-Case, and the Criminal.