I really have nothing better to do. Flames and/or reviews welcome.
Disclaimer: I'd have made Neji propose to Tenten if I owned Naruto. And has he? No.
30 Ways to Annoy Jiraiya
1. Burn all his unfinished Icha Icha manuscripts.
2. Blindfold him and lead him into a thorn bush.
3. Aution him off to angry women as a punching bag.
4. Pull his hair.
5. Set fire to his clogs.
6. Chop off his hair.
7. Smack him with a fan.
8. Bribe Kiba to mug him.
9. Buy him really thick reading glasses. It implies he's old.
10. Get Gai to hug him, complete with sunset, waves and rock.
11. Tell Tsunade he finished her secret stash of sake.
12. Draw a big black moustache on him.
13. Tell parents he's selling porn to children.
14. Donate his clothes to the needy.
15. Tap him on the shoulder. When he looks at you, scream, "HELP!! A rapist!!"
16. Clock him with a potted plant.
17. Pay Ino to take over his body and do the panda dance in the streets.
18. Replace all his clothes with spandex suits.
19. Bright pink ones.
20. Replace his forehead protector with on that says 'TheRapist'.
21. Try chewing his arm off.
22. Set fire to what's left of his hair.
23. Auction off his scrolls.
24. Laugh at him as he sruggles to get them back.
25. Treat Naruto to a lifetime of ramen with his credit card.
26. Mug him on the street in a cosplay costume.
27. Juggle his Icha Icha books over a bonfire.
28. Play the bagpipes and dance around in a kilt when he's about to sleep.
29. Cry in the street and claim that he bullied you.
30. Challenge him to a game of Shogi with Shikamaru.