AN: I...Don't know. I was very bored. VERY. I'm sorry. These are from Omegle, by the way.
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Question to discuss:
If you're reading this, the awesome Prussia has invaded and seized your vital regions. Your reaction is...
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Question to discuss:
If you're reading this, the awesome Prussia has invaded and seized your vital regions. Your reaction is...
Stranger 1: MY vital regions?
Stranger 2:
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Question to discuss:
I'M THE HERO, DUDES! WORSHIP ME!
Stranger 1: i ship you
Stranger 2: no you aren't, bro was the hero.
Stranger 2: john was the hero too.
Stranger 2: op
Stranger 2: you weren't the hero.
Stranger 1: ooooo
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Question to discuss:
DUDES, I'M THE HERO! WHAT'S MY NAME?
Stranger 1: The Hero?
Stranger 2: AMERICA
Stranger 2: FUCK YEAH
Stranger 1: The is kinda a weird first name though
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Question to discuss:
Dudes. I'm America. Duh. Want a hamburger?
Stranger 2: fuck yeah
Stranger 2: gimme that shit Alfred
Stranger 1: lets invade a country!"!
Stranger 2: i'm starved
Stranger 1: why?
Stranger 1: becuase there may be some terrorist dude over there
Stranger 1: and they... like...did some bad stuff or whateve... INVADE!
Stranger 1: YEAAAHHH
Stranger 1: USA! USA! USA!
Stranger 2: DSHGFJAKHD
Stranger 2: HAHAHA
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Question to discuss:
AMERICA IS IN DA HOUSE, DUDES! 'SUP? ...Uhh... So, anyone out there? I mean, Mattie or someone?
Stranger 2: America sucks
Stranger 1:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
You are a lazy worthless peice of shit witch has no real life and fucks around on a shitsite like this!
You: DUDE! SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'M THE HERO!
You: Heroe's aren't lazy!
Stranger: You are an illiterate and overtly hostile neanderthal who spends their life typing out questions designed to make others feel lesser. You are a shame to the human race.
Stranger: My stranger friend here is a hero.
Stranger: Comedic and wonderful.
Stranger: Right stranger?
You: Yeah. I totally misspelled that. DEAL WITH IT.
Stranger: No no, not you
You: Heroes are too awesome to care!
Stranger: The OP. :)
You: and yeah, ok.
Stranger: You're wonderful
You: I know. Want a hamburger?
Stranger: NO!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Don't disconnect, you're meant to be together.
Stranger: really now?
You: Dude, for real?
Stranger: well i guess so.
You: Ok. Well, I should probably say that I'm an awesome hero from Washington DC. You?
Stranger: oh my gOD GVHAEJGDSH
Stranger: NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE YOU HERE, ALFRED.
You: I KNOW!
You: AWESOME! You know who I am, dude! We should go to McDonald's some time!
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
You: Awww yeaaah. BI Hey, I made a bet with Iggy that I'd randomly find someone and go out wit them on Valentine's Day. Dude, he owes me a lifetime supply of cheeseburgers. BI
You: Emotes are epic, dude. You totally can't diss them.
Stranger: be glad to help you with that. uwu
Stranger: and yes they are 8I
You: Hell yea. But dude! We should totally be homies! It sucks, nobody else has heard of me round here. o.o I'm the hero! How could you NOT know me, right?
Stranger: gladly! and i know right? they need to educate themselves, bro!
You: You got that right! Dude, where you from?
Stranger: florida~ ...ehehe
You: That. Hell yeah, that's awesome. He's pretty damn awesome, that guy. Surfing and hamburgers are such an amazing combo.
Stranger: the best combo. uwu though sadly... i must go. ;A; i have to get ready for school... nice seeing you on here, al! hope we can talk again! *c*
You: That sucks, dude. But yeah! This was pretty damn awesome. Hey, we're homies! bet we'll talk again,, soon right? And I'm the hero! Heroes never lie
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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
I'm THE awesome hero from Washington DC. Three guesses who I am?
Stranger 2: You can't tell me if I'm right.
Stranger 2: So... there's no point in playing..but lets do this.
Stranger 2: You are, JFK?
Stranger 2: Or George Washington?
Stranger 2: Or Marion Barry?
Stranger 2: Are you Captain America?
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