WWE Best for Business
A very strange day has occurred in the WWE first off all the high-profile superstars have gotten rthemselves into legal trouble. The face of the WWE John Cena was dealing with relationship problems, on top off a domestic violence case against his then girlfriend Nikki.. Another Superstar has landed themselves in hot water, The Undertaker. He was dealing with a robbery case. He broke into a pharmacy, because he could no longer afford his medications, so he had to resort to stealing.
Mr. McMahons heard of this news, he had to figure out the best solution. He came up with a solution, allow them to wrestle 1 final match. Since they brought the most revenue to the WWE McMahon would let them leave on good terms. Their final match wpould be… a no holds barred match anything goes, CZW style chainsaws, and broken glass allowed.
WrestleMania was right around the corner, McMahon promoted this bout like it was some great invention He allowed Undertaker and John Cena to have live and uncut press conferences. John Cena started off the press conference with "Undertaker, you're so pathetic you steal from a pharmacy, You're a fucked up old man, you probably sold them for money." Undertaker responded with "Cena you hit women, need I say more? You pathetic piece of shit are steroids making you go crazy? What's next? Burning down your house and strangling Nikki?" Out of a fit of rage Cena jumped over the table and started whaling on The Taker After a few hits the security had to get involved to break up the fight. They both yelled "See you Sunday mother fucker!"
The match was about to begin, they did their entrances. The bell rung for the match to start. Immediately the under taker got out of the ring and picked up a baseball bat, ran towards Cena tripped over a water bottle because the fans were throwing garbage into the ring. Down on the ground Cena begged Taker to not hit him, but Taker didn't listen. He swung at his head hitting him instantly causing a concussion. Cena laying there The undertaker Kept hitting him with the bad gwith each hit another rib broke. Out of desperation Cena took a scxrew driver out of his pocket, shanking Taker in the ankle. Taker fell to one knee, another stab in the thigh, then ribs then shoulder , and finally in the neck With them both being on the same level john Cena pulled the screwdriver out of Taker's neck, ?Blood squirting out like a fountain. At the same time The taker put his hand around Cena's neckgrabbing his throat and tearing his throat out so Cena would choke on his blood and suffocate, while Taker was bleeding out. About a minute later both of them collapsed, dead. Mr. McMahon was on commentary the whole night. He liked what he saw, Both of them gave their lives for the business.