Miniskirts
This is just a little oneshot I wrote for fun. I know it's probably been done before, but oh well.
Riza Hawkeye stormed down the hallways of central command bright and early one morning, practically tossing aside all those in her path.
"Good morning Captain, you look like you're in a hurry" said Officer Falman from the safe distance of a doorway. She didn't reply, but picked up her pace and threw open the doors of the Furher's office. She barged right inside and stopped in front of his desk, hearing the doors click shut behind her.
"I'm going to kill you." She stated bluntly.
Roy didn't even glance up from his pile of paperwork.
"Calm down Hawkeye. You really shouldn't say things like that; they could give you a life sentence for plotting to murder the Furher."
"I don't care!" she glared at him.
"I take it this has something to do with the change in dress code?" Riza glanced down with hatred at the navy blue skirt that barely covered her thighs.
"I cannot believe you."
"I doubt that it's any consolation that it looks good on you."
"Why don't you just order that all men have to come in shirtless and every day can turn into a great big orgy!" she exclaimed, waving her hands dramatically in the air (a habit that she had picked up, oddly enough, from Winry Rockbell. That girl knew how to rant.)
"The only down side is that we'd never get any work done." He replied, as though it had been a perfectly reasonable suggestion. Her mouth opened and closed silently, she was too angry for words. He chuckled. "Don't worry Hawkeye, if it really bothers you that much I'll stop making it mandatory."
Riza's mouth closed and she unclenched her fists, confused. "That's it? You're giving up that easily? I thought this was some perverted fantasy of yours for years. No offense." She added quickly
"To tell you the truth" his gaze was still on the papers, "there was really only one woman I wanted to see in a miniskirt, and now that I've gotten my wish," his eyes flicked up to meet hers, "I'm content."
Riza seems really out of character… oh well. Please review.