Everyone needs to be annoyed. More character torture stories coming soon xD Flames and/or reviews greatly welcome.
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30 Ways to Annoy Uzumaki Naruto
1. Steal his uber-cute nightcap.
2. Eat all his instant ramen.
3.Send Ichiraku on a month-long trip to Hawaii.
4. Replace the ramen stall with a fresh yogurt stand.
5. Laugh at all his Kage Bunshin. One by one.
6. Scream "YOSH!!" at him loudly.
7.Bribe Tsunade with sake to let you be Hokage for a day.
8. Rub that fact in Naruto's face.
9. 'Accidentally ' make him kiss Sasuke again.
10. Brun his clothes.
11. Replace them with lacey and extremely floral nightgowns.
12. Challenge him to Shogi with Shikamaru.
13. Replicate his Sexy no Jutsu.
14. Make it better and show off to him.
15. Call him Yoda in a falsetto voice.
16. Smack him on the butt.
17. Eat ramen in front of him.
18. Laugh as he gets mad because he remembers Ichiraku is out of town.
19. Set him up on a blind date with Neji.
20. Send him Icha Icha from Kakashi.
21. Tell him about the 'birds and the bees'.
22. With the help of visual aid from Kakashi.
23. Also known as porn.
24. Drag him out by his hair as he succumbs to a nosebleed.
25. Pull his pants down in public.
26. Trip him in front of a mud puddle.
27. Transform into a guy and hug him passionately.
28.Flush his headband down the toilet.
29. Shave his head bald.
30. Make him wear green spandex on his birthday.