Hey everybody! This is my first fan fiction so I'm new at all of this. I've read a few great stories on here, and they inspired me to try it out myself. I've got a lot of ideas for this certain story, but I'm not currently sure where exactly I'm headed. This popped into my head one night when my insomnia kicked in and I couldn't sleep…Well anyway let's get to the story! Enjoy!
"YAHHHHH!" yelled Finn. He crashed down from the air slicing the skeleton warrior's skull off with his sword.
"Piece of cake."
The distress call came at dawn. A hot dog warrior came screaming his head off about skeletons laying siege to the Hot Dog Kingdom. Those guys weren't the brightest, but Finn and Jake being the radical heroes they were, rushed off to help.
"These guys were way too easy dude. I barely broke a sweat!" said Finn wiping his head.
"You said it brother," agreed Jake. "Usually they come back to life for another round, or something cool like that."
It had taken about fifteen or so minutes to defeat them all. They were no match for Finns mathematical sword prowess and Jake's awesome stretchy powers.
"Totally lame," sighed Finn, letting his arms fall to his sides.
They both went inside the fence of Hot Dog Kingdom to check on the princess.
"Is everything cool in here Hot Dog Princess?" asked Finn.
"Yes, thank you so much Finn," blushed the Princess. She batted her eyes at him and giggled. She smelled like nasty old hot dog water. In other words, completely gross. Finn really didn't understand why every Princess he saved started to act strange around him. Almost all of them did that except for Princess Bubblegum.
"Uhhhh Jake? Let's get the math outta here. Hot Dog Princess is getting weird…" whispered Finn.
"I hear ya. Get on my back dude!" exclaimed Jake, starting to grow to large enough size to carry Finn.
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"It's still so early man. What do you wanna do?" inquired Finn. He was on top of Jake's back stretched out with his hands behind is head relaxing. It was just past dawn and the sun was still low in the sky, casting brilliant colors and shadows on the land of Ooo. There wasn't a cloud to be seen for miles. It was quite beautiful. Jake had grown big enough to carry Finn, and they were headed nowhere specifically, just taking in the blissful scenery.
"I don't know. What do you wanna do?" Jake asked back. Finn thought about it. Marceline wasn't going to be out because of the sunlight, and Jake was still a little scared of her. "She's not even that scary," he thought to himself.
Then he thought about Princess Bubblegum and blushed inwardly. He thought about how beautiful and smart she was. Way smarter than him. He hadn't seen her for a while so dropping in to say hi couldn't hurt.
"You wanna go to the Candy Kingdom?" asked Finn.
"SO YOU AND PB CAN SMOOCH?" teased Jake.
"JAKE! WHAT THE STUFF?" screeched Finn, his voice cracking a tad bit.
Puberty sucks. For everyone.
"I'm just messin'," laughed Jake. "That's actually not a bad idea. I haven't seen Lady in a while. We need some catching up," he grinned.
"Barf man!" "Kissing a girl? That's like the most un-mathematical thing ever!" Then his thoughts traced back to Princess Bubblegum and he blushed again.
They arrived at the gates shortly thanks to Jake's powers.
"Hey man you go ahead I'm gonna go find Lady." And with that he was gone.
"Alright I'll meet up with you later!" Finn yelled after him. It was still quite early, so the streets were mostly deserted. Everyone either still sleeping or just getting up. Finn made his way to the central gates where he found Peppermint Butler.
"Greetings Finn!" he waved. "If you're looking for the Princess, she's in her laboratory."
"Alright thanks." He walked off but then stopped in his tracks, realizing he'd forgotten where the lab was.
"Uhhh Peppermint Butler?"
"To the right. It has Princess Bubblegum's Lab written over the doorway in flashing neon lights."
"RHOMBUS"
As he walked in he noticed beakers and all other sorts of scientific stuff around on tables. Some beakers had strange looking liquids in them. There were thick, colorful fumes in the air, and paper strewn everywhere with important looking notes hastily scribbled on them. The Princess was at a table with her head down sleeping. She was dressed in her lab coat, and by the looks of things she had fallen asleep while working on something the previous night. "She must have discovered something important to spend the whole night here." Finn slowly walked up to her and began to softly shake her.
"Princess? Princess Bubblegum?"
"Mmm…Finn?"
"Hey PB! What are you doin' sleeping in here?" She thought to herself slowly recalling the events of last night. How she frantically rushed into the lab and began experimenting…
"Hello Finn," she yawned. "I was just working on...something, and I lost track of time."
"Was it something mathematical?"
"Yes Finn. Very mathematical."
"Radical! Jake and I were wondering if you'd like to hang with us. We've got nothing goin' on so we're really bored." She thought about it. It might actually be nice to relax seeing as how stressed she was about her findings.
"That sounds nice Finn. I'd be glad to," she smiled. "But first I need to go freshen up. I smell like barf!"
He laughed softly. "Well alright! We'll be waiting at the gate. See you there PB!"
As she made her way to her room she thought to herself if she should tell Finn about what she found out. "He seems so happy though. I don't want to spoil his day. I'll wait until tomorrow," she said to herself. News about the end of the Land of Ooo forever would spoil anyone's day.
Sooooooooooooo what do you think? Please please review. I need criticism to help me get better. And if anyone has any ideas on this story please share them with me. It'd be much appreciated. I really have no idea where I'm headed. That last line just popped outta nowhere. There wasn't a lot of action in this one because I was trying to play around with the characters and set the mood. I'm sort of thinking on a Marceline POV chapter next, but I haven't decided yet. Well cheers for now and thank you so much for reading! And don't forget to review!
*UPDATE* Just made some changes and fixed a few grammatical errors.
