AN: This idea just popped into my head, and then I had to write it. Hope you like, please review!
The Kyuubi chuckled. Finally, he got something from being trapped in this despicable woman's body. He would remember that, and he would use it!
He laughed gain to himself when the man that the technique had been used on started crying.
Yes, the Kyuubi loved seeing humans hurt.
"You're the fox, yeah?" the readhead in front of him asked. She had wonderful hair, but the cheek!
"I am the most powerful of all the biju!" he boomed.
"Yeah, yeah. Is there anything else you can say?"
"Humans are despicable," the Kyuubi said.
"You're not very fun," the puny human said, and glared. She needed to practice that.
Though, the Kyuubi got an idea. He could teach her that technique.
"I have a proposal," he said, purring.
"Yeah? What is it?"
"I will teach you a technique, and in return, you will use it on the yellow human?"
"Girly-guy? You'll have to teach me before I agree."
The Kyuubi thought this over. Then he decided that the red human would use it, whether she promised him or not.
"Okay."
The human's eyes widened. Oh, the Kyuubi so loved to play with humans!
"Put your hand together in a tiger seal," the Kyuubi said.
"I'm not good with fire techniques," the human said.
"It's not ninjutsu you fool! You form the tiger seal, and poke his ass, the part where your wasted energy comes out!" the Kyuubi ordered.
The human looked as if she was planning something. Good. Then the technique hadn't been wasted.
"What's it called?"
"Thousand years of pain. The only good thing the stupid woman did in her life," he growled.
When Kushina used the technique on Minato, she could swear that she heard the Kyuubi laughing.
Then Kushina started teaching others how to use the technique, and the Kyuubi was quite disheartened. Because he wanted to see the technique in action!
The Kyuubi roared when the technique was used on him. He grumbled, and moped quite a bit, until he came to the conclusion that it was fun while it lasted.
The Harem technique was quite fun too.