Summary: Older Riley and Maya are dating and Maya has a little too much to drink so Riley takes her home and tries to get her dressed for bed. However, she keeps refusing and saying "no I can't I have a girlfriend" so Riley plays along and says "tell me about her." In the morning Maya is really embarrassed when Riley tells her.
Riley and Maya were at a bar. "Maya, I thought we were going to go on a romantic date." "Hon, this is romantic." Riley rolled her eyes, and watched Maya down her second shot of alcohol.
After the sixth shot, Maya's words slurred, "Riles, why aren't ya drinkin?" Riley had a shot-glass in front of her, it completely untouched. "Peaches, you know I don't drink."
Riley eventually had to drag Maya out of the bar. Maya stumbled as Riley called a taxi. "Easy Maya, we're heading home." Maya stuck out her lip, "but its so much fun over there." Too much fun, way too much fun for Maya.
The cab driver got them home in a matter of minutes. As Riley opened the door, Maya was laying on the grass. "What are you doing?!" "I'm a cow!" Maya giggled, but was picked up by Riley and taken into the house.
Riley continued up the stairs and Maya hit her butt. "Got a fiiiiiine ass there hun." Riley blushed, and took Maya to the bedroom. She put Maya on the bed and proceeded to remove her shirt. "I have a girlfriend," Riley tilted her head, "I know you do Peaches, I'm trying to change your clothes."
Maya refused to let Riley change her. So, she gave up, and decided to play along. "What do you like about your girlfriend Maya?" "Everything. From pretty brunette hair to her pretty little toes."
Maya continued, "I know she's pretty all over. Once when we were 18, I came through her window and heard shower running." Riley raised eyebrow and continued to listen. "I was kinda curious, so I took a peek. She was truly beautiful all ov-" Maya stopped, Riley realized that Maya had passed out.
"So she has seen me without clothes before." Riley's thoughts continued to run over the info that drunken Maya had stated.
Next morning, Maya woke up with her clothes from the night before still on her. She looked over to see a sleepy, smiling Riley. Maya stretched and got up from the bed to hear, "did you enjoy when you saw me in the shower?" Blushing, she said under her breath, "of course I did."