Demyx smiled to himself as he twirled around once. A set of raw fish, uncut and freshly dead, lay pathetically on the cutting board, next to three sharp, wicked-looking knives, not quite giving off their typical briny aromas yet, though promising to do so soon. Humming to himself (not caring the slightest who heard him, for he had a brilliant singing voice anyway), he burst into song as he ended the intro.
"Les... poissons, les poissons, how I love les poissons! Love to chop and to serve little fish! First I cut off their heads, then I pull out their bones; Ah mes oui, savez toujours delice!"
"Les poissons, les poissons –– " Demyx snorted as he attempted to replicate the classic, stereotypical French hawing laughter, and failed. "With a cleaver I hack them in two. I pull out what's inside and I serve it up fried; God, I love little fishes, don't you?"
"Here's something for tempting the palette," he sang, breading the oily fish. "Prepared in the classic technique! First you pound the fish flat with a mallet –– " He jumped at the clatter it made upon the counter, and whirled around, hoping Xemnas hadn't seen anything; the last thing he needed was revoked privileges in the kitchen as well. He grinned wickedly as his hand closed upon a long knife.
"Then you slash off their skin, give their belly a slice; then you rub some salt in 'cause it makes it taste nice..."
Roxas looked on in pale horror as Demyx finished dropping the fish chunks into the pot. "I think I'm gonna be sick..." he managed, before falling to his knees and clutching his stomach.
As he leaned on the doorframe for support, Zexion patted the smaller blond's back sympathetically; he then turned to look at the happier blond.
"Perhaps you should refrain from rewatching The Little Mermaid over and over again while high on Marluxia's flowers, Demyx... You're scarring Roxas's mind, and if he vomits all over the floor I've just cleaned, by the way... Well, suffice it to say that cleaning it up won't be the only thing you'll be doing."
But Demyx merely beamed at Zexion's threat and chucked a fish spine at him.