50 Ways to Cook an Ewok

by scottivan

How to Cook an Ewok (Star Wars Teddy Bear)

Here are some of the many ways to cook an Ewok, the teddy bears of the star wars universe.
Like Wookies, remember to shave them FIRST.

1. Stuffed Baked Ewok
2. Pickled Ewok Eyes
3. BBQ Ewok Steaks
4. Roasted Ewok Chest Slices
5. Deep Fried Ewok Feet
6. Ground Ewok Burger
7. Fried Ewok Fingers
8. Boiled Ewok Pâté
9. Whole Roasted Ewok
10. Toasted Ewok Slices
11. Ewok Gut Stew
12. Ewok Blood Soup
13. Baked Ewok Surprise
14. Hard Boiled Ewok Eyes
15. Ewok Brain Pudding
16. Ewok Bone Soup Stock
17. Sliced Ewok Butt
18. Ewok Chips (crispy skin)
19. Ewok Burgers
20. Ewok Cookie Dough
21. Ewok Bone Goo Soup
22. Ewok BBQ Ribs
23. Crushed Ewok Bones
24. Sugar Coated Ewok Toes
25. Sliced Ewok Legs
26. Ewok Butt Burgers
27. Sautéed Ewok Breast Roast
28. Ewok Brain Salad with Eyes
29. Smoked Ewok Feet
30. Hand and Feet Ewok Stew
31. Deep Fried Ewok Slices
32. Honey Roasted Ewok Liver
33. BBQ Ewok Kidney Slices
34. Deep Fried Ewok Lung Strips
35. Char Broiled Ewok Organs
36. Ewok Organ Pie
37. Ground Ewok Chuck Steaks
38. Ewok Liver and Onion Soup
39. Ewok Cakes
40. Split ewok Cream Pie
41. Ewok Kabobs
42. Ewok Skull Stew
43. Ewok Ear Soup
44. Ewok Butt Cakes
45. Garlic Roasted Ewok Balls
46. Honey Glazed Ewok Steaks
47. Grilled Ewok Flambé
48. Ewok Blood Sausage
49. Ewok Eye Poppers
50. Re-Fried Ewok Gut

ENJOY! HAVE SECONDS