Script piece: Keep Calm and Flutter on
Fluttershy: Okay, Discord. Are you ready for your first day at goodness school? (Discord puts an apple on his desk). Pinkie, get your wallet out. (Pinkie gets her wallet). Okay, goodness lesson number one. You see somepony drop their wallet. Pinkie, drop the wallet. (Pinkie tosses it on the ground). Now, what would you do?
Discord: Excuse me, but I do believe you've dropped your wallet.
Pinkie Pie: Doesn't look familiar to me.
Discord: What? I just saw you drop it. Here.
Pinkie Pie: Nope, it's not mine.
Discord: It is yours. I am trying to be a good person and return it to you.
Pinkie Pie: Return what to who?
Discord: (slaps his face, then shows Pinkie her ID). Aren't you Pinkamena Diane Pie?
Pinkie Pie: Yup.
Man-Ray: And this is your ID.
Patrick: Yup.
Discord: I found this ID in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet.
Pinkie Pie: That makes sense to me.
Discord: Then take it.
Pinkie Pie: It's not my wallet.
Discord: You dim bulb! Take back your wallet, or I'll rip your arms off! (Fluttershy pushes the zap button and Discord is indeed electrified).
Fluttershy: Nuh. Wrong. (Fluttershy pushes the button) Good people don't rip otherpony's arms off. (Discord still getting zapped) Okay, goodness lesson number two. You see somepony struggle with a heavy package. What do you do?
Discord: Hello, friend. I noticed you were struggling with that package. Would you like some help with-? (Pinkie drops package on Discord's foot). Ow!
Pinkie Pie: Oops, sorry. Can I start over?
Discord: I noticed that you were-. (Pinkie drops package again). Ow!
Pinkie Pie: Oops. Gotta start again. (Pinkie drops package again).
Discord: Could-. OOOWWW!
Pinkie Pie: Oops!
Discord: Eh, you butter-fingered pink thing. What's in that box anyhow?
Pinkie Pie: My wallets.
Man-Ray: AAAAHHHH! (Grabs Pinkie's hair and throws her on the ground a lot).
Patrick: No! Fluttershy, zap him! (Fluttershy pushes the zap button, but Discord keeps throwing Pinkie around while he laughs).
FIN…