Here is a little taste of my next project. A scary movie-esque version of
Carrie.
Girls: (Chanting, laughing, and throwing sanitary napkins)
Ms. Collins: (Runs in and starts shaking Sue Snell) What's going on??
Sue: (Laughing) It's Carrie. She just (Laughing)
Ms. Collins: What's going on?? (Shakes Sue and Backhands her)
Sue: Carrie got her period.
Ms. Collins: What's going on?? (Backhands Sue and then punches her)
Sue: Um. I just told you. Carrie just got her period.
Ms. Collins: What's going on?? (Lifts up Sue over her head and throws her
into the
lockers. She goes through the crowd of girls, shoving them out of the way
then runs out of her way to body check another girl out of the way. She
stands in front of Carrie) Alright. Everyone get out! Everyone gets slavery
duty because I hate all you bitches.. I mean.detention. because I hate all
you bitches.
***Scene Change: The Principles Office. Carrie is sitting at Principle Mort
Grayle's desk and Ms. Collins is pacing behind the desk***
Principle: We're all very sorry about what happened Cassie.
Ms. Collins: It's Carrie
Principle: (Presses button and wild attack sheep fall from the ceiling and
drag her off) . That'll teach you to correct me. Now, if you'd like, you
are excused from gym class for the rest of the month. Just take study hall
instead. Would you like me to call you a cab, Becky?
Ms. Collins: (crawls in all bloody with fleece stuck to her) Actually,
Carrie only lives a few blocks away.
Principle: (Presses button and more sheep fall from the ceiling, dragging
her off) She just doesn't learn. Anyhow, Hannah, we're very sorry about the
whole ideal.
Carrie: IT'S CARRIE! (Carrie storms out of the room, as an ashtray flies
into the wall)
Principle: Wow. I could have sworn that the ashtray was further back on the
desk. How did it fall off like that? Maybe she has that tele-whatever.
Ms. Collins: (drags herself into the room) I don't she has telekinesis
since you threw that ashtray at her head. (pulls herself into a chair and
lights a cigarette)
Principle: You again?? (pushes button frantically. Sign falls out of the
ceiling that says "you're out of sheep) Aw, crap! I'm out of sheep! Was
that 25 people already?
Ms. Collins: Well, technically it was 24 since you used it twice on me.
Principle: (pushes button frantically) Aw crap! I forgot (throws shoe at
her, hitting her in the head, knocking her unconscious) There. That shut
her up.
***Scene Change: Girls' Gym Detention After School. Girls are doing sit-ups
while Ms. Collins whips them***
Chris(tine) Hargenson: I won't do it!! I won't do it anymore! You can't
make us all do it if we all stick together! Right girls?? (silence) Right
girls?? (silence) why won't you answer me??
Ms. Collins: Because I duct taped their mouths shut, you dumb slut!
Chris: You can't get away with this.you.witch!
Ms. Collins: What'd you call me?? (picks up axe)
Chris: Whoa oh! (turns and starts to run)
Ms. Collins: C'mere you little whore!! (chases after Chris with axe)
Girls: (look at each other in terror)
Ms. Collins: (stops and turns around) Did I tell you to stop doing sit
ups?? Just because I stopped whipping you doesn't mean you can stop!! Don't
make me get the hose!! (continues chasing Chris)
Carrie.
Girls: (Chanting, laughing, and throwing sanitary napkins)
Ms. Collins: (Runs in and starts shaking Sue Snell) What's going on??
Sue: (Laughing) It's Carrie. She just (Laughing)
Ms. Collins: What's going on?? (Shakes Sue and Backhands her)
Sue: Carrie got her period.
Ms. Collins: What's going on?? (Backhands Sue and then punches her)
Sue: Um. I just told you. Carrie just got her period.
Ms. Collins: What's going on?? (Lifts up Sue over her head and throws her
into the
lockers. She goes through the crowd of girls, shoving them out of the way
then runs out of her way to body check another girl out of the way. She
stands in front of Carrie) Alright. Everyone get out! Everyone gets slavery
duty because I hate all you bitches.. I mean.detention. because I hate all
you bitches.
***Scene Change: The Principles Office. Carrie is sitting at Principle Mort
Grayle's desk and Ms. Collins is pacing behind the desk***
Principle: We're all very sorry about what happened Cassie.
Ms. Collins: It's Carrie
Principle: (Presses button and wild attack sheep fall from the ceiling and
drag her off) . That'll teach you to correct me. Now, if you'd like, you
are excused from gym class for the rest of the month. Just take study hall
instead. Would you like me to call you a cab, Becky?
Ms. Collins: (crawls in all bloody with fleece stuck to her) Actually,
Carrie only lives a few blocks away.
Principle: (Presses button and more sheep fall from the ceiling, dragging
her off) She just doesn't learn. Anyhow, Hannah, we're very sorry about the
whole ideal.
Carrie: IT'S CARRIE! (Carrie storms out of the room, as an ashtray flies
into the wall)
Principle: Wow. I could have sworn that the ashtray was further back on the
desk. How did it fall off like that? Maybe she has that tele-whatever.
Ms. Collins: (drags herself into the room) I don't she has telekinesis
since you threw that ashtray at her head. (pulls herself into a chair and
lights a cigarette)
Principle: You again?? (pushes button frantically. Sign falls out of the
ceiling that says "you're out of sheep) Aw, crap! I'm out of sheep! Was
that 25 people already?
Ms. Collins: Well, technically it was 24 since you used it twice on me.
Principle: (pushes button frantically) Aw crap! I forgot (throws shoe at
her, hitting her in the head, knocking her unconscious) There. That shut
her up.
***Scene Change: Girls' Gym Detention After School. Girls are doing sit-ups
while Ms. Collins whips them***
Chris(tine) Hargenson: I won't do it!! I won't do it anymore! You can't
make us all do it if we all stick together! Right girls?? (silence) Right
girls?? (silence) why won't you answer me??
Ms. Collins: Because I duct taped their mouths shut, you dumb slut!
Chris: You can't get away with this.you.witch!
Ms. Collins: What'd you call me?? (picks up axe)
Chris: Whoa oh! (turns and starts to run)
Ms. Collins: C'mere you little whore!! (chases after Chris with axe)
Girls: (look at each other in terror)
Ms. Collins: (stops and turns around) Did I tell you to stop doing sit
ups?? Just because I stopped whipping you doesn't mean you can stop!! Don't
make me get the hose!! (continues chasing Chris)