Hello, people! It's me, JOJo. Here's a quick yet funny oneshot I wrote about Fang and a cell phone. Hope you enjoy!
Max and Fang and a cell phone too!
Dr.M: Fang, I've been thinking. Maybe I should get one of you guys a cell phone.
Fang: Hell Yeah!
Dr.M: But only for emergencies and stuff.
Fang: Crap.
Dr.M: Come on, Fang. At least it's a phone. Now, let's get in the car. We're going to the Sprint store.
Fang: Fine.
A while later….
Fang: Unlimited texting, here I come!!!
Dr.M: Um, I don't think…
Fang: * puppy dog look *
Dr.M: Well… All right. But it better not cost much.
Fang: Victory!!!
A longer while later….
Fang: I shall now try out my new phone! * leaves phone on table and sneaks away *
Max: Huh. What's this? * phone rings * Hello?
Fang: * in British voice * Hello Max. I have been waiting for you…
Max: Who the heck is this?
Fang: * still British * I am the one thing you fear most… The Destroyer of Chocolate Chip Cookies! Mwahaha!!
Max: * throws phone * Mom, someone's stalking me again!
Fang: * runs into room * Noooo! My phone!
Max: Mom, Fang's stalking me again!
Me: Ahh, comedy in its lowest form…
Fang: Shut up.
Me: Oh, come on. You seriously can't see the horror in giving you a cell? Think of all the forwards!
Fang: I can handle a phone!
Me: Do we really need to play the clip again?
R&R?