10 things Sheldon will never admit:
Sheldon: Penny, why does this insurable woman insist on making us achieve coitus?
Penny: Aw sweetie I don't know, I think she's just a little crazy.
Sheldon: Doesn't mean that the idea is repulsive, I was merely stating her actions.
Tooba: So, like, will you screw already?
Sheldon: blush
Penny: Comere you!
Tooba: On with the story!
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Watching Penny parade around in miniscule "shorts" and skimpy "shirts" always made him want to turn the thermostat down by a few hundred degrees.
Listening to Leonard and Penny achieve coitus in the next room sounded like rabid bull fighting for territorial dominance, yet still made his groin ache in a way which made him want to touch it.
Not eating French toast on oatmeal day important- because after his first time with his hand some things still needed to remain constant.
While feeding Penny chocolates, he realized he didn't mind having penny's lips touch his fingertips, and thought about what kind of things he could train her to do with the aid of such a tactic.
He had known taking a peek at naked Penny was wrong while she was in pain over her arm, but it was in the name of science. But Dr. Sheldon Cooper never made mistakes, so the grabbing of the wrong body part was intentional… and perhaps to do with a little more than science.
He didn't understand what the fuss about the new neighbor was, this other girl. She wasn't Penny. He really did not understand.
His intelligence would be dominant regardless of who he desired to mate with, so Amy Farah Fowler, even with her above average IQ, did not present to be the perfect mate, but rather Penny, with her aesthetically pleasing features and soft looking skin did.
At night he wondered once what it would be like to taste that soft skin, and found himself not rushing for his mouthwash over that gustatory image.
He formed a plan to confront Penny about his developing emotions and suggest a few stolen moments of satisfaction and release, which would cure him of this obsession.
Sheldon used her spare key to slip inside while she was out, perched himself neatly on the couch. On Penny's return he began to tell her of his situation feeling oddly flushed (he was not sick!) when she dragged him into her bedroom by the collar, giving him the opportunity to fold his clothes, proceeding to fuck him silly on her bed. It was a night for many, many others to come.
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