I got a good idea for a fic so I decided to write it. It's a classic but I will try to do it a bit differently. Don't know how long it will be though. Rated M for safety.

Enjoy~

Disorder

(subtitle: Mushrooms can be poison but also medicine)

"Mmmm~ It's delicious Sanji-kun!"

"Really?!" Sanji swooned around the women who were sitting, in the dining room.

Robin nodded, "Nami is right, it took away our fatigue. It was worth walking around for hours if we can get such a relishing dish."

"Ah Robin-chwan~ I don't deserve such a praise from your beautiful mouth. Please ask me anything, I will cook it for both of you!"

The door leading to the deck opened, and a small raccoon-like reindeer entered the room.

"Oh Nami, Robin and Sanji!" Chopper exclaimed. He then looked around and frowned, "Where are the others?"

Nami sighed, "They are still wandering on the island."

"I see…"

Chopper saw what Nami and Robin were eating. He started drooling at the sight.

"Sit down doctor. I will bring some for you."

"Thanks Sanji! But I won't be happy even if you call me doctor you bastard~"

Nami and Robin giggled.

Usopp was in a town with Franky, Brook and Luffy. He was walking with them, leaning his upper body forward as he couldn't walk straight after being outside for hours. "Hey guys… We should go back to the ship now… I'm tired and I'm hungry!"

Luffy frowned as his stomach was almost saying the same thing.

"I know how you feel but we SUPER need to find Zoro first."

Brook agreed with Franky.

Luffy then proposed "We can ask police or marines if they found someone lost."

"Idiot! We're pirates for god's sake! As if we can just go and ask them something like that. And why are you laughing Brook?"

Brook's shoulders were shaking as he was stifling a laugh. "I just…pfft…tried to imagine Zoro-san…pfftt… in that situation."

A bubble appeared above Usopp's head, showing his own imagination.

Zoro was standing next to a policeman, who had a megaphone before his mouth.

"Umm, we've found a lost child in the toilet of the police station. Please come take him as soon as you can."

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A LOST CHILD?!"

Usopp and Brook started rolling on the floor, laughing together without holding back. But then, they felt a murderous aura above them, which made them look up.

"Why are you laughing?"

"GYAAAAHHHHHHH!" Usopp and Brook were stomped continuously by Zoro who just appeared from nowhere.

"We finally found Zoro," Luffy grinned.

Franky rubbed his chin. "Hmm, I think we need to make a Vivre card from Zoro ASAP so that we can find him more easily."

Purupurupurupuru…Purupurupurupuru…Purupurupurupuru…

"What's that?" Luffy looked around.

Franky pulled a baby Den Den Mushi from his shirt. They were getting a call.

"It must be from someone who went back to the ship."

Gatcha

Franky responded to the call, "It's me, Franky. What's wrong?"

"…"

Luffy and Franky looked at each other with a frown as nobody responded. Zoro, Usopp and Brook noticed that something was wrong so they joined them. They listened closely, and they started to hear the rough voice of a man panting from the other side.

"F-Franky…"

"Sanji?" Luffy called when he recognized the voice.

"Luffy is there too… that's good. We have a big problem… come back fast or…ugh!" A big thud was heard just before the Den Den Mushi went back to sleep.

"Oi Sanji!"

"Sanji!"

"We should return to the ship!" Zoro was about to run but Franky grabbed him.

"The ship is on the other side!"

"Say that sooner!"

Luffy was the first one to reach the lawn deck. He looked around but he couldn't see anyone from there, so he instinctively went to search the most frequented room of the ship. The dining room (which also had the Den Den Mushi in there). He opened the room and looked with wide eyes at his comrades spread on the floor.

"Chopper! Sanji! Robin! Nami!" He called the closest comrade to the farthest one in the room, from his position.

Zoro and the others arrived fast enough to hear Luffy's calls.

"What happened here?!"

"O-Oi…Are you even conscious?!" Usopp went to Chopper's side and turned him around.

"U…Usopp?"

"Chopper, what happened?"

"It's my fault…" Luffy and the others looked at Sanji who tried to lift his body from the floor. Brook went by his side to help him.

Zoro, for some reason, went to Robin's side and gently moved her on the couch, where she can rest comfortably. He told Luffy to take care of Nami.

Luffy blinked, before he did what he was told.

But since Robin was lying on the couch, there wasn't any other place to rest the navigator. So he kept standing there while carrying Nami in his arms.

The four of them looked really feverish but only Nami and Robin were sleeping.

Chopper was panting as he tried to speak. "We got infected…"

"Infected?" Zoro lifted a brow. "By what?"

"By some mushrooms."

"Mushrooms?" Luffy tilted his head.

"I was the one who found… and cooked those for them," Sanji said. "I can't believe I had to infect my ladies and our doctor of all people. The mushroom and its taste looked really normal though…"

"It probably had a virus in it, you couldn't do much about that…" Chopper tried to console Sanji. "Fortunately this virus isn't too bad. Sanji will probably have his organism find a solution before his state becomes worse. I don't know about me, but for Nami and Robin…"

The girls were breathing heavily in their sleep. They looked the most affected by the virus with their weaker system.

Zoro gritted his teeth, wanting to curse the cook but he was already suffering along with Robin, Nami and Chopper.

Usopp looked worriedly at them. "O-Oi Chopper… I know I shouldn't push you when you are infected too but, how can we help you guys?"

Chopper was still panting. "There are many things to do… I don't know where to start…"

His brain couldn't work correctly in his current state so it was not odd that he didn't know.

"Why did it have to infect the most organized people of the crew?!" Usopp cried. The people remaining could be called the most hopeless of the crew in medical skills.

"W-What do we have to do first in this situation?" Franky asked.

"Find a medecine?" Zoro proposed.

"That's important...but we don't know how long it will take to find one. We can't leave them in this state!"

"Chopper! Say something please!" Usopp cried again.

Surprisingly (or maybe not), Luffy was the one who found what to do first.

"I didn't understand much but we should put them in their beds and do something about their fever right?"

"...Well, that sounds like the normal thing to do," Franky muttered as he felt pretty stupid.

Zoro sighed before he carried Robin again, like Luffy was carrying Nami.

Brook carried Sanji and asked "So we will put Sanji-san and Chopper-san in the men's quarters and Nami-san and Robin-san in the women's quarters, right?"

Chopper tried to talk again. "Wait… You shouldn't put Nami and Robin in the same room. Put one of them in the infirmary."

"Why?" Franky asked.

"Well, first… it's not very healthy to put two people with fever in the same room."

"But that's the same for you and Sanji-san," Brook said.

"There is a more important reason…for Nami and Robin at least."

Luffy frowned, "We can talk about that later. Nami is getting sweaty and sticky."

"Actually…that's the reason. We are sweating too much and we can't sleep like this… You can just pour water on me and Sanji outside, but for Nami and Robin it might make their fever worse. You will need to directly clean their sweat off their body…"

"I see…" Franky said. "In other words, the people who will take care of them might see them naked, and you want to put Nami and Robin in separate rooms so that the number of people seeing them is reduced."

Chopper nodded.

As soon as he said that, Brook lifted a hand excitedly. "Me! Me! Let me clean Nami-san or Robin-san please!"

Sanji who was leaning against Brook was about to kick him but Usopp slapped Brook's head faster than the sick cook.

"Are you an idiot?! They will kill you!"

"I will take care of Robin."

Everyone turned to Zoro, blinking at what he said.

Usopp smiled teasingly with Brook. "Zoro-kun~ you didn't understand? If you want to take care of Robin, you will have to clean her naked body you know?"

"What is wrong with someone cleaning the naked body of his own woman?"

"…"

Everyone's jaw dropped.

Sanji fainted. Nobody knew if it was because of his fever or Zoro's words. Maybe the two…

"T-Then I will do it for Nami-san! And see her panties!"

Usopp slapped Brook again. "You have to treasure your life idiot!"

"But I'm already dead, yohohohoho."

"More importantly, Franky," Luffy turned to the cyborg. "Can you go in town and search for a medicine?"

"Hmm… It would be easier if Sanji still have the mushroom."

"I can see some in the kitchen," Brook informed them.

Luffy nodded. "We will let Franky find the medicine while we do something about their fever."

"You can SUPER count on me!" Franky said before he ran outside.

Zoro also walked outside as he said "I will put Robin in the women's quarter so one of you should take Nami in the infirmary."

Luffy nodded again.

"So…who will take care of Nami?"

Usopp immediately backed away with Chopper in his arms. "Sorry, I want to live."

"Then I should…"

Usopp covered Brook's teeth. "Stop Brook! Luffy you should do it. If Robin and Chopper are not available, the only one Nami would allow to touch her is you. She might get a little mad… but it's better than making her upset right?"

Luffy looked at Nami, who was breathing heavily in his arms. Her face was flushed and her arms brought together accentuated her cleavage.

Each breath made her mounds rise and fall, but Luffy only looked worriedly at her.

"Okay."

"Are you sure this is a good idea Usopp-san?" Brook asked with a bucket of water in his hands as Sanji and Chopper were lying on the lawn deck.

"If you want to clean Sanji thoroughly with your hands, I won't stop you."

Brook shivered at that.

"Okay. Now that we undressed everything beside their underwear, we have to pour water on them. Slowly okay?"

"Umm Usopp-san... Wouldn't Sanji-san's underwear get drenched if I do that?"

"...Probably."

"If that happens, we will need to take off that too. Shouldn't we replace their underwear with swimsuits for the meantime?"

"That sounds like a good idea but we would see Sanji's privates either way," Usopp scratched his head.

"Let's do it without looking! It shouldn't be that hard."

"You're right Brook!"

"...What do we do about Chopper-san?"

"I saw him naked plenty of times and there is nothing to be embarrassed with him."

"That's true, yohohohoho."

"Mmm….Zoro?"

"Don't speak. Just sleep," Zoro ordered as he unbuttoned Robin's dress shirt slowly. He boldly opened her shirt and reached behind her back to unhook her underwear.

Robin's face was red but no one could know if it was just the fever or also because of embarrassment. She noticed that she was drenched in sweat and that there was a bowl filled with water nearby, with a few cloths around it. It didn't take her long even in her current state to know what was happening.

Zoro discarded every single clothes of her body, not fazed by the beautiful naked woman before him.

He naturally soaked a cloth in the water before wringing it out and moving it on Robin's shoulder. He wiped the sweat off, moving the damp cloth slowly, and caressing every nook and cranny of her body.

"You look so disinterested… I'm losing my self-confidence," Robin said even though she was smiling. She raised her chest when Zoro ran the cloth on her ample bosom.

"I'm not sick enough to fuck a woman with an unknown virus. I've been restraining myself since morning for naught."

Robin chuckled. "You're angry?"

"Of course," Zoro looked annoyed. It changed into a smirk a few seconds later. "But I must say… you look too erotic when you have a fever. If it wasn't for the virus, I wouldn't mind doing you with your fever."

Robin furrowed her brows but she still kept a smile. "I would have looked forward to it if the fever wasn't so unpleasant."

"Then sleep. I will take care of you." Zoro was now wiping the sweat off of Robin's thighs.

"It would be a shame to sleep through the only pleasant moment…" she moaned. "I will wait for you to finish."

Luffy looked, arms crossed, at Nami. He was sitting on the edge of the bed the navigator was sleeping on, and for some reason, his eyes were staring at her breasts. More precisely, the movement of her breasts.

He looked lost in thought as he observed each rise and fall of her mounds.

Nami's painful moan stirred him of his trance. Luffy checked if he had everything needed to take care of his navigator.

Once that has been checked for the second time, he sat back beside her and brushed her bangs.

"Sorry Nami. It's for your sake. I will apologize again when you will be awake."

Nami got pulled by her captain slowly into a sitting position, until her head rested against his chest.

Luffy apologized one more time before he moved his hand toward the string knot on her back.

I think this would be three or four chapters long. It's quite short so I should finish this really fast. Sorry if there was more ZoRo than LuNa. Their relationship is already established so I think it's natural.