Unusually cruel

Note: This happens before the start of "Bleach" but after Urahara, Yoruichi and Tessai's banishment.

Disclaimer: If I owned Bleach, the following story would be canon material.

Urahara Kisuke might be more than a bit eccentric, so what exactly do you think his method of revenge is? Let's take a look, shall we...

"Urahara-san!" a creepily familiar voice sounded from the front door of the shouten.

Kisuke, in the middle of putting the final touches on a new blank gigai, turned towards the door and narrowed his eyes. "Aizen..." he hissed.

"Urahara-san, is that the correct way to address one of the gotei13 captains?" Aizen asked, a somewhat smug look on his face.

An idea appeared in Kisuke's head and he straightened his faical expression, before putting on the mask of the eccentric shopkeeper. If he was right... "Of course not~!" he chirped. "What can I help you with, Aizen-taichou?"

"I need a gigai."

A bussiness-like expression came over Kisuke's face as he hid a victorious grin. "For yourself?"

"Of course."

"Well then," Kisuke adapted a thoughtful expression, "it should be done in about four hours."

"I shall see you then."

What Aizen failed to notice was the downright evil look that crossed Kisuke's face.

Four hours later:

"Aizen-taichou~! Right on time! It's finished, and clothed! Just put it on, and you'll be ready to go. I must warn you though, a gigai isn't always that comfortable, and you might find your movements a bit sluggish."

"I know, I have worn faux bodies before."

"Well, it's in the back room, if you would just follow me..." Kisuke gestured towards a door and went ahead. A smirk grazed his features and it was all he could do to keep from laughing evilly.

They went through the doorway, and true enough, there was Aizen's gigai, looking ready to leave. Aizen paid for it and was just about to put it on when Kisuke interrupted him.

"Remember, you were the one who didn't stay for measuring, so it might not be-"

"I know. I won't blame you if it is an inch short or anything like that."

"Oh. That's fine then~!"

Aizen slipped into the gigai and-

Pain!

Oh sweet holy mother the pain! Aizen fell to the floor, curling up and clutching the area that was the origin of the hurt.

Yoruichi, who had been observing the drama in her cat form, finally spoke up. "You know, this is unusually cruel, even for you, Kisuke."

"Oh, I'm sooo sorry~," Kisuke sang, eyes locked on Aizen and ignoring his childhood friend, "I thought you didn't have any balls, you spineless coward~."

Okay, this is just a little something I came up with in a moment of boredom. I do realize some things (aka why Aizen wants a gigai) needs to be imagined up, but I leave that part to you readers.

I also don't know if things like that can happen (physical hurt from entering a wrongly made gigai), but for the sake of the story, let's go with that.

Now, by the power I command as the author, I demand you review (pretty please with sugar on top)!