The French and Indian War (also known as the Seven Years War) was basically Europe's fight for American power and territory. France, Sweden, and Austria were allied to take down the King of Prussia, while England, France and Spain were trying to obtain as power over North America as possible. This war lasted, obviously, seven years, and resulted in the strong English power in America, but a weak English government. Because of this many conflicts arose, leading eventually to the Revolutionary War. I really wish all these stupid countries would forget the war and make out already. Honestly, England x France, right? Like wow man. Do you really think the revolution could have happened without this war? I mean we would have revolted eventually anyway, but this just pushed up the date. You know what? Who needs England?! We are America. woot woot. Freedom one day England was all alone out in the sea, and He was crying into the water, it got saltier with each tear. France heard his sobs across the way and was like "O-H my f***ing God!" and screamed words of happy joyous pudding days to England.

England turned to see France was the one screaming at him. A smile spread across his face and France smiled back. England finally had a friend. They spend so much time together talking of their people and culture, teaching each other their own ways of arts and sciences. One day, some English people went to visit France, the two were overjoyed! Their people were getting along so well.

"I love you France," England said with a shy smile, "I have since the day we met."

"Oh England, I felt the same way this whole time!" France exclaimed excitedly, "but, we are still so far apart, we will never truly be able to feel one another." He frowned.

"I don't care, as long as we stay how we are now I will always be happy," England replied, blowing a kiss to his dear France. To which France replied with a hopeful smile.

After decades of their happy relationship, the French people attacked the English. France tried to apologize and England just kept saying "It's okay, it's not your fault," as the troops hurt him more and more. Eventually, the English people took a stand and began to fight back. France actually became angered by this and started yelling at England. England got angry because he was so understanding when France's people attacked him, why couldn't France be the same way? They argued and argued for hours, until they were hoping their country won the war and killed the other. The war didn't last very long before England won by a landslide. The injured troops from both sides were tended to and sent home, but so many lives were lost on both sides. From that day on, France and England didn't speak a word to each other… until the French and Indian war.

Both England and France had taken over parts of the new land, America. Of course Spain did too, but they were both just minor friends with him. The Indians were upset with the overtake of their land and began to fight for some of it back. France and England were both fighting for more land as well. But then, something magical happened, France began to defend England in the battle. It became the French and Indian war. Even so, in the end England won the most, getting more land and power over North America. "France," he said, "why did you fight for me?"

"Well, England, I guess it's because… deep down inside, I still love you."

England was shocked, "What? But, but the war."

France gave a lovingly soft look to England and said, " I forgave you for that decades ago, it was all my fault to begin with anyway." He began to cry a few happy tears, and so did England.

"I love you France! I'm so sorry!" and thus the English and the French were forever allies. and they lived happily ever after. Until the Revolutionary War…