New Girl

Chapter 1: First Day of School

AN: Mostly Ranma POV, but I might change it to Akane for brief parts. Rated T for cussing and probably kissing. Sorry about the super short first chapter. The chapters will get longer, just wanted to give it a quick start. Review, please!

Ranma POV:

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," I screamed loudly as a panda banging a pot against my head

woke me up from a beautiful rest. "What are you doing?" I said loudly, rubbing my eyes. The panda held up a

sign, "Aren't I funny? You certainly don't wanna hurt me?" Without a second thought, the panda was flying

through the ceiling. I went to the bathroom slowly, and glanced at the clock in the hallway. My anger grew

as I realized my dumbass father had woken me up earlier than nesscessary. Not enough time to crawl back

into bed, but early enough to make me mad. I walked into the bathroom, hating the feel of the cold tiles

against my feet. I looked in the mirror, and cried out in surprise.

I was in my female form (I kinda already guessed, but still) and someone had drawn a scraggly

Sharpie beard on my face and neck. There were even some red Sharpie freckles on my face. Now I was

really pissed off. I began to scrub at my face, turning all the skin bright red. The marks faded slightly, but

you could still see everything. Getting desperate, I left the bathroom and walked into Nabiki's room.

Nabiki had left for college at the end of summer, bringing immense relief to me. I was free of her

extortion, blackmail, and threats. But I missed her a little bit, even though I would never admit it. She had

packed up and taken most of her stuff, but she had left a few things behind. I searched through the huge

makeup box that was on her desk, and held up my hand triumphantly when I found what I was looking for.

Makeup remover! Embarassed, I lowered my hand quickly.

Sometimes I felt like people were monitoring my life, watching everything that happened to me. So

occasionaly, I would do little quirky things just so the people watching me wouldn't get too bored. "Okay

Ranma, rambling to yourself time is over." I thought to myself.

I walked back to the bathroom, grabbed some toliet paper, and soaked it in the strange but nice smell

of the makeup remover. I continued scrubbing my face like a madman. After a few minutes, the Sharpie had

faded a lot more, and I felt that my face was acceptable enough. Except that my cheeks felt as if they were

about to peel off. "Maybe what's left will look like an appealing five o' clock shadow..." I thought to myself

as I filled up a bucket of hot water from the bathtub. I dumped the bucket over my head, pajamas and all.

I turned to the mirror, and began rubbing my chin in an intelligent, cool looking way. Soon I got really

into posing in front of the mirror. "Hyaaaaaaaa!" I shouted, adding a sound effect to my posing. Suddenly, I

heard the sound of giggling from behind me, and still posing, I turned abruptly. Akane stood, clutching a

towel to her body, laughing loudly. "I came in here....to take a bath...what a nice surprise..." Akane said,

pausing occasionally to stop the uncontrollable laughing coming from her chest. I realized I was still posing,

so I dropped my arms and began to blush furiously.

I began to leave the bathroom, and as I walked away, Akane stopped me. "Ranma?" She said, sounded

confused. "Yes?" I said, turning to her. "Is it just the light, or are you growing a beard?" She scrutinized my

face closely. "And are those freckles?" Akane began to laugh again, and I walked out of the bathroom and

slammed the door. A perfect start to the first day of my senior year.